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Shinsou
I just want you to turn my guts into spaghetti and let me have your children
Is that too much to ask 😭PimpDaddyShinsou
Um chile anyways soAnimeTiddies
PimpDaddyShinsou
KAnimeTiddies
Bro
You know what
You a whole eboyPimpDaddyShinsou
WhatAnimeTiddies
Yeah
You look like one , you try to get bitches on Xbox, you play with my feelingsPimpDaddyShinsou
Okay first of
I don't try get 'bitches' they just appear
And I'm not playing with your feelings
I just don't like you
You kidnapped me
Then when your wack friends let me go you ran and tackled meAnimeTiddies
Ok but free cat food for a year?
If you didn't have me who would go feral on people that talk shit about you huh
Who would cone into your house at night to tuck you in and kiss you goodnightPimpDaddyShinsou
How are you in U.A.
You've committed so many crimesAnimeTiddies
Well if I was a villain I'd have to vibe with that crusty emo guy 🤢
Plus if I become a hero that's guaranteed money tings, that's all the reason I need
Omg Uraraka who? Just stole her backstory 🤪PimpDaddyShinsou
Yuh ok whatever
Thanks for attacking the people who say I should be a villainAnimeTiddies
Omg are we friends now
Because I will literally follow you around and be your bodyguard by day and nut bucket by nightPimpDaddyShinsou
Wtf
NoAnimeTiddies
Okay well you say no now but just you wait
Btw you should totally be in 1-a instead of Mineta , me and the squad are going to get him expelled and we want you Shinsou to help
We are all meeting outside the school are 3 amPimpDaddyShinsou
I haven't slept since Brittany Spears was a free women anyways
So fuck it sureAnimeTiddies
Omg omg omg
OkayAlso we sneaking you into the dorms after
For you to join the gang you gotta have a sleepover with us and get fucking smoked
Sero got that good shitPimpDaddyShinsou
Wait
You guys got weed?
I get to smoke weed for freeAnimeTiddies
Yeah bitchhhhPimpDaddyShinsou
Aight I'll definitely be thereAnimeTiddies
Omg that is so exciting
Ily
When we go to the dorms please pistol whip me
But the pistol is your ppPimpDaddyShinsou
AnimeTiddies
One day...
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The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic
Fanfiction!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...