Finding a new Baku whore

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Bakusquad

AnimeTiddies has removed TapeMeDaddy from the group

BonerActivation
Sebro no!
(Y/n) why?

CheapPikachu
NO MY BOY

AnimeTiddies
Listen yesterday he told the rat Monoma that I was a secret prostitute and that blond tosser came up to me and tried to pay me for a foot job then he touched my tiddies
I'm traumatised
So he has been banished

AlienWifey
BAHAHAHA
HE DID THAT?

BakugouBad
KGYODOTSTSTPDD
IM KILLING FLAT FACE
AND THAT OTHER EXTRA

BonerActivation
I was wondering why I saw him touching your chest earlier
I thought you two were butt buddies or something

CheapPikachu
I'm jealous but I'm also wheezing

AnimeTiddies
STFU ALL OF YOU
THIS ISNT FUNNY
And I've already banished him so no need for murder my love

BakugouBad
Call me that again and I'll break your fucking knee caps

AnimeTiddies
😳

CheapPikachu
GET A ROOM

AnimeTiddies
ANYWAYS
We are going to hold auditions for our new member

AlienWifey
Ooo this'll be fun

BonerActivation
Hell yeah!

BakugouBad
Tsk whatever
If they are fucking annoying then I'll kill them

AnimeTiddies
Ok pal

EmoBird has been added to the chat

EmoBird
What do you want (Y/n)?
If you're going to ask me if you can "Try smoke dark shadow" then I'm letting him kill you.

AnimeTiddies
Your audition is starting of bad 😬

BonerActivation
Yeah cmon bro! Atleast let her try

AlienWifey
Smh
Pussy

EmoBird
My apologies but audition?

AnimeTiddies
Your audition to join our squad duh
Sero betrayed me so we have a open spot

EmoBird
I see
That's fine and all but I don't remember asking to join?

AnimeTiddies
Dark shadow asked when I snuck into your room last night

EmoBird
You...
Snuck into my room?

AnimeTiddies
Yeah, I do that when I'm in my feels
You have a really emo room so it fits my sadness

CheapPikachu
Yeah we usually go together, you have a cool room dude

AlienWifey
Hey! Invite us next time ):

BonerActivation
Yeah bros that sounds fun don't leave us out

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