MomGay = Your Mother
Jesus = Your Older Sister
RudeHoe = Your Older Brother
Jared19 = Your Younger Brother
Family of Twats
Disappointment
Hellooo wack bitches and my lovely sister 💞
RudeHoe
Fuck you
Jared19
I hope you break your spine
MomGay
Your name is really accurate.
Jesus
(Y/n) please be nice to your family
Disappointment
Wahhh but onee-chan Katsumi locked me in the basement yesterday!
RudeHoe
I was mad that you came home
Disappointment
It's not my fault Bakugou blew up the dorms!
Jared19
I like Bakugou
Bring him over again soon
RudeHoe
No he's fucking feral
All your friends suck but if you're bringing over one bring over Todoroki
He insults you a lot
It's nice
MomGay
And he has money
Jesus
...Katsumi please don't lock (Y/n) in the basement again
And we should let (Y/n) chose who she brings over... though I do quite like that Yaoyorozu girl , she was a delight to be around
Jared19
She got tiddies too
Jesus
Hiroki!
MomGay
Yaoyorozu also has money
I like her too
RudeHoe
Mother please stop being a gold digger
MomGay
Shut up or I'll kick you out again
Disappointment
Oh my god I'll bring over who I want you mfs
Jared19
Ok whatever homo
Anyways
(Y/n) let's play minecraft
RudeHoe
No (Y/n) is in my room studying
And she isn't leaving until she gets all of the questions I ask her right
Also (Y/n) get tf out of the toilet it's been 10 minutes
Disappointment
No!
Nii-channnn I've been studying for hours I'm taking a break
Stop trying to break the door!
RudeHoe
I AGREED TO HELP YOU STUDY SO YOURE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT
MomGay
Break my door and I'll break you.
Jared19
Don't kill (Y/n)
Who's bed will I sleep in when I have nightmares about Will Smith 😭😭
RudeHoe
I won't kill her if she comes out and studies
I'm not being related to someone who fails everything
Jesus
Katsumi, please calm down
Let her have a little break
But you do need to study (Y/n)
Disappointment
Wahhh
Finee
I'll study again in like 5 minutes
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The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic
Fanfiction!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...
