Bakusquad Bitches
TapeMeDaddy💦
(Idk how you took the picture but just pretend)
TapeMeDaddy
HelpCheapPikachu
YOU LUCKY FUCKER
WDYM HELP
SWITCH WITH MEAlienWifey
Why do all you ugly ass bitches keep trying to steal my wife
It really ain't itKiriBabey
(Y/N) does that when we cuddle all the time
Be manly and don't wake the lady up!TapeMeDaddy
None of you are any help
My arm is numb and I can barely breatheAlienWifey
Then die.CheapPikachu
^KiriBabey
^TapeMeDaddy
Thanks you're all great friends (:TapeMeDaddy has went offline
Sero sighed and put his phone down. Turns out all his pals are useless and he didn't want to wake you up because he knew you wouldn't hesitate to murder him. This position was really uncomfortable but he'd be lying if it wasn't nice being suffocated in your chest , hearing your heartbeat and overall being close to you. Yes, like most people in 1-A Sero was whipped for you. Another few minutes passed , with just the sound of your faint snores filling the room. Despite his numb arm and struggling to breathe properly , this was pretty peaceful.
Meanwhile in the groupchat....
AlienWifey
I don't know about you guys but I don't like Hanta bitch cuddling with (Y/N) like that.
It's okay when Bakubitch does it because they cute or whatever. It's okay for kiri too because she's prolly cry if she didn't get Kiri affection
BUT ITS NOT OKAY FOR THAT OFFICE SUPPLY HEADASSCheapPikachu
DAMN RIGHT
HES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A RIVALKiriBabey🥺
As unmanly as it is to get in the way of (Y/N)s cuddling it has to be done! 🤜🤛AlienWifey
I have the perfect idea
@KingExplosionHeadassKingExplosionHeadass
Wtf do you want raccoon eyes I'm busyKiriBabey
Bakubro! Read up it's very important!KingExplosionHeadass
This better be fucking good if its not I'll kill you all.A couple minutes later
KingExplosionHeadass
ARFJLDYSHOHDUCKGOAUQY
WTF
STUPID FUCKING FLAT FACE
ILL KILL HIM
IM GOING TO KILL HIMKingExplosionHeadass has gone offline
Back with Sero and (Y/N)....
Sero has accepted his fate at this point. There was absolutely no way he was getting out of this position until you wake up. Another few peaceful minutes past when Sero started to hear distant bangs. He didn't think anything of it but they started to get louder and sounded closer with each passing seconds. Sero was shitting bricks because he kind of expected there to be a villain or some shit coming his way. However before he could get ready to square up with a villain the door blasted open revealing something worse than a villain..... A jealous Bakugou. "FUCKING FLAT FACE , DIEEEE" Sero instantly jumped up out of your grasp upon hearing that ear bleeding screech. Surprisingly you didn't wake up , you just rolled over and stayed asleep. "Heyyy B-Bakubro, W-What's up h-homie?" Poor Sero desperately tried to calm Bakugou down but it was no use, a deadly aura surrounded the porcupine headass so Sero did the only logical thing. Leg it out of there.It was 2 AM when you woke up and you instantly missed to warmth of Sero. You were pretty pissed that he left you , next time you see him you planned on kicking his ass. Yeah you planned on this but little did you know , outside the dorms on the grass lay a unconscious Sero. Bakugou really went crazy went stupid.
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The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic
Fanfiction!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...