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TapeMeDaddy
Guys I just read an article on the news and it isn't good
It's about (Y/n)AlienWifey
Uh ohAnimeTiddies
I don't believe youTapeMeDaddy
You don't believe what?AnimeTiddies
I don't believe you've ever readTapeMeDaddy
Bitch-
This is seriousBakugouBad
What did spider bitch do nowTapeMeDaddy
It's literally all over the news
Apparently this dumb hoe beat up a bunch of people in the streets then ran from the police.
Like
Idk how she ain't expelled 💀BonerActivation
(Y/n)....
We talked about this
You have to stop attacking people just because they go near pro hero MirkoCheapPikachu
Bruh is she still for real inlove with her
She's like 27 it's illegal 😭AlienWifey
Not that I don't simp over her too but (Y/n) girl you're obsessedBakugouBad
Tsk
You're a fucking idiot shitty spiderAnimeTiddies
I can't help it
She's my future wife
Like look at herUFFUFUDUFI SHES SO PERFECT
And she's so strong
God I want her to step on meCheapPikachu
She literally said if she wasn't a pro hero she'd get a restraining order on you 💀💀💀
Like how am I the simp of the group and not herTapeMeDaddy
You simp over everyone and everything
(Y/n) only hard simps over this one women
Shit is crazy tho
Remember when (Y/n) tracked her down on Valentine's Day and gave her a pair of her own panties
Then we had to shove her in the back of the car before she was murderedAlienWifey
Omg that was so funnyAnimeTiddies
I admit that was kinda crazy to give her my panties but like love makes you crazy 😌BakugouBad
Fuck you
And fuck your whole family
Shitty girlBonerActivation
Uh oh
Bakubro is jealousBakugouBad
IM NOT JEALOUS
SAY IT TO MY FACE SHITTU HAIR
YOURE RIGHT BESIDE ME
ALSO STOP FUCKING CUDDLING ME TFBonerActivation
Bakubro chillll
It's finee
We have more important things to focus on!
This is gonna seriously hurt (Y/n)s reputationAlienWifey
Yeah this ain't goodAnimeTiddies
My reputation was already dog shit tbh
I punched a nun a few months ago and that blew over so this will too
Plus I'm hot so I always have a shit ton of supporters 🤪CheapPikachu
True
Yeah she'll be fine SebroTapeMeDaddy
You rite
To be fair that nun deserved itBakugouBad
The old hag bitch was testing her luck yeahAlienWifey
Hate that women
Called us devil childrenBonerActivation
Yeah so that wasn't (Y/n)s faultAnimeTiddies
Shit
Uh oh
Uhm
Dadzawa, Mommy Momo and Iidaddy are outside my door and they sound pissedddddd
I gotta escape
Guys go outside my window to catch me I gotta jumpAlienWifey
Omg ok let's go guysBonerActivation
We can hide out at that abandoned building we sleep at when we're in trouble or too drunk to walk home!TapeMeDaddy
Let's gooooBakugouBad
Oh my god I hate you all
...
Fine I'm coming but only because I forgot something at the buildingCheapPikachu
Yay let's go 🤩🤩
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The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic
Fanfic!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...