A/N: I've been really busy so while I'm writing the next chapter have some headcanons for the Balusquad and love of my other favourites.
Katsuki Bakugou 💥
- Despite being an asshole he definitely drinks his respect women juice because his momma beat that respect into him
- Forces people to hold his hand crossing the street as his Momma drilled road safety into his hand.
- Acts like he hates the Bakusquad but is mad protective over them.
- likes having his hair played with but would never admit it.
- Doesn't mind when Kami kisses the homies goodnight
Mina Ashido 🌸
- If she wasn't pink she would be a gorgeous black girl , can't tell me otherwise
- The BEST hype girl
- Teaches the Bakusquad to throw it back
- Was the person to suggest the Bakusquad do a blood pact after she saw a bunch of pretty alt girls do it with each other
- I love her but she definitely watches riverdale and stuff
Ejirou Kirishima 🤜🤛
- Is always invited to the girls sleepovers and let's them do his hair
- Definitely cops a feel on Bakugous ass sometimes, but in a no homo homie kinda way
- WOULD DEFINITELY HATE YAOI SHIPPERS HARASSING THE CREATOR TO MAKE KIRIBAKU A THING WHEN ITS CANON THAT EVERYONE BUT TOGA IS STRAIGHT.
- Loves cuddles , will cuddle anyone , affectionate like a dog
- Tries to get the Bakusquad to do shit from jackass because it looks "manly"
Denki Kaminari ⚡️
- Gamer boyyy , spends most of his free time playing games
- Isn't actually really stupid but had ADHD making it hard for him to focus on studying, classes or tests. This is why he plays with Ojiros tail, it calms him down.
- Quotes vines 24/7
- Is used as a communal phone charger
- Draws on Aizawas face while he's sleeping
Hanta Sero 🖤
- Never really gets mad but when he does it's terrifying. Like my dude will go silent and have a blank face but his aura is enough to make you shit yourself.
- Stoner.
- Lowkey lives for Bakugou drama and will sometimes set it up , like idk leaving Deku's all might book on the stairs for Bakugou to slip on
- KING FEMINIST , WILL SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR KAM
- Skater boy 😻
- I'm inlove with him
Momo Yaoyorozu 💄
- A feminist , Hates slut shaming as she experiences it so much due to her hero suit and big tatas (I'm looking at you toxic bnha fans)
- Boys really expensive Christmas gifts for secret Santa even if there is a price limit
- Makes the good with Bakugou
- This women LOVES minion memes, she is a whole momma bear
- If people are really misbehaving she will hit people with a spoon
Tenya Iida 🤖
- Will NEVER forget what Mei did at the sports festival, secretly wants revenge
- If Momo is class-1a Mommy then he's the dad , literally grounds people if they fuck up
- Has definitely accidentally chopped people before.
- Would never have sex before marriage, he is a Christian child of god and that's on periodt
- Talks like a old lady , not up to date with slang
Y/n L/n 😳
- Not even a good hero , will most likely become a vigilante , Secretly supports Stains
- Barks at men who cat call her or just runs at them making demonic sounds
- Was in the Dekusquad for like a day but ditched them for the Bakusquad
- Has a Will Smith shrine
- Constantly talks about how much she hates herself and how horrible she is but if you agree with her or say the same she has like 5 paragraphs defending herself
- Gives vials of her blood to people she likes
Endeavor 👺
- Is packing a whole double decker bus in his pants 😼
YOU ARE READING
The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic
Fanfiction!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...
