The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic

Intervention

Class-1A

Iidaddy
Kaminari, (Y/n) I need to talk to you both about something.

AnimeTiddies
Fuck he knows
DENKI MF YOU TOLD HIM DIDNT YOU

CheapPikachu
NO I DIDNT I SWEAR
PLEASE DONT SHOUT AT ME LIDA
IT WAS HER IDEA

AnimeTiddies
NO IT WASNT

CheapPikachu
YES IT WAS
YOU CAME INTO MY ROOM LAST NIGHT AT 3 AM AND WAS ALL LIKE "Lidad is staying at his families house tonight so let's go play night crawlers in his room"
YOU EVEN PROMISED HE WOULDNT FIND OUT

AnimeTiddies
OKAY YES BUT DONT ACT LIKE YOU DIDNT ENJOY IT

CheapPikachu
Well I didn't say I didn't like it
We even drank hot choccy milk out of bowls
BUT STILL IT WAS YOUR IDEA

MommaMomo
What is night crawlers?

TapeMeDaddy
Don't ask
It's their game they play and they won't tell anyone what it is

MommaMomo
Okay..

Iidaddy
...
That was not what I wanted to talk about
I wasn't even aware you did that
But now that I know
WHY DID YOU TWO PLAY YOUR STRANGE GAME IN MY ROOM

AnimeTiddies
Ah shiteeee

CheapPikachu
Busted

HotTopicAirPods
Lol wtf

BonerActivation
Bros I thought we agreed we would only break into Todorokis room and Tokoyamis room
No one else's

DaddyrokiIssues
I've put an alarm on my door
Anyone who enters that it doesn't recognise gets pepper sprayed

EmoBird
Todoroki please do the same for my dorm

DaddyrokiIssues
Ok.

TapeMeDaddy
Dude
Weak

AlienWifey
Men am I right
Srsly tho you guys should be caged like the gross males you are

AnimeTiddies
Oh yeah forgot to tell you guys
Me and Mina hate men now
We gonna kill all men
Or peg all men we can't decide

AlienWifey
Damn right

BonerActivation
):

AnimeTiddies
Kiri doesn't count
We won't kill you pretty 💞

BonerActivation
Thank you!

TapeMeDaddy
Remember the times we had 😔
The times that you and me had 💔

BakugouBad
Fuck you extras
You can't kill me

CheapPikachu
I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me 🥴

Iidaddy
ANYWAYS
BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING
Stop coming in my room or I will boot you all out a window.