The Bakubitches
CheapPikachu
Guys if this hero thing don't work up let's all open a bar together
AnimeTiddies
Honestly opening a bar sounds a lot more fun
Like don't get me wrong I'm tryna be the best hero but...opening a bar with my homies sounds cool
TapeMeDaddy
As the brains of the group I think we should open a bar and be hero's
AlienWifey
Mf you aren't the brains your the drug hook up and that's all you are
BonerActivation
(Y/n) change my name
And yeah Sebro you aren't the brains
You're the hook up like Mina says
Bakubro is the leader/dad, Kaminari broski is the dumbass / child , Mina is the one with the ideas , (Y/n) is the fan service and I'm strength , like the groups security 🤜🤛
KingExplosionHeadass
All of those are true except yours , you aren't our security
BonerActivation
Hey! If we opened our bar I would for sure be head of security
AnimeTiddies
Baby boy
Yesterday when we were smoking in Todoroki's room you decided you would be 'security' and take anyone who came in out
Todoroki came in so you went up to him and tried to lift him up to carry him out but he just went limp and you couldn't drag him
You then tried to choke him out and kept saying "your going to sleep goodnight"
But you ended up choking yourself out then we all had to carry you out
TapeMeDaddy
Still don't know how you managed to choke yourself out
BonerActivation
That didn't count!
He was doing some sort of witchcraft he was really heavy
CheapPikachu
Yeah okay
So
Can we all agree now that we are gonna open a bar after school?
AlienWifey
Yes!
AnimeTiddies
Sure
Only if me and you can be the janitors tho
So we can sniff glue and paint in the basement
CheapPikachu
I'd love that 🥺
KingExplosionHeadass
Fine
But only if I can be the owner
TapeMeDaddy
The rest of us struggle to count past 10 soo yeah you should own it
BonerActivation
And I'll be head of security
AnimeTiddies
Ok yeah sure you can be head of security
CheapPikachu
Soo (Y/n) you mentioned sniffing glue and paint and it got me thinking about it so...
AnimeTiddies
Want me to come over with the paint, glue and paper bags
CheapPikachu
Yes
AnimeTiddies
Aight
TapeMeDaddy
Shit man I'm coming too
KingExplosionHeadass
Oh my fuck your extras need help
BonerActivation
..Bakubro I saw you drinking paint with (Y/n) yesterday
KingExplosionHeadass
...
Stfu
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Fanfiction!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...
