The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic

The great confession

As planned all of your love interests met up in the common room at 3 p.m on a Saturday, this was usually the time you came home from McDonald's.

Basically the plan was for Mina to get you to come over to them then they would all be like 'I like you' but Bakugou was like wtf that's stupid so the plan changed.

Instead when you come in Mina will just tell you they all like you and want to know your feelings, obviously they will all be there as well.

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As planned you walked into the dorms and was met with a lot of your classmates sitting together around the lounge area. As soon as they noticed you they all turned to stare at you.

"Wow hey guys. Is this some kind of intervention? If it is fuck you I won't give up weed or alcohol you wack ass bitches" You put your hands up and squared up to them making everyone wonder how they fell for you.

"N-no! This isn't a intervention!" Mina chimed in before you started fighting people. "We uh actually have something important to tell you"

Sweat ran down your face as you remembered every bad thing you've ever done to the people here and man there's a lot of bad things you've done. "W-what is it? I gotta go uh take a milk bath soon so make it quick."

Once again you made everyone question their love for you as you were obviously a whole mess.

Scared that you were in trouble you brought your hands up and squared up again. Mina finally had enough of you doing this nonsense and just came out and said it.

"(Y/n) everyone here likes you and we want to know how to feel about us and who you like!"

You rolled your eyes and waved her off completely oblivious to what she meant. "Yeah no duh y'all are my homies, now if you'll excuse m-"

Mina cut you off by shaking her head and shouted. "N-No! We like like you.. We all have feelings for you!"

Needless to say you were shook. First you just deadpanned and stared at Mina letting it sink in. Finally you understood the situation and was now visibly shocked.

"W-what? Is this a prank? Is this a social experiment? john quinones when you at?!" You frantically looked around in search of your favourite TV personality but he was no where to be found.

"Oi dumbass, this is serious." Bakugou was now beside Mina, the rest started getting up and coming over too. Some even had flowers and shit. This was really fucking bazaar. The writer do be bad at writing romance doe 😳

Momo spoke up next. "I know I've liked you for a while.. I'm sure the others are the same, please let us know who you like!" The desperation in her voice hit different, you weren't an emotional person but this was really overwhelming.

At this point you blocked out all the talking. Bakugou started shit which led to a full on arguement. It was out of character for you as you're usually all jokes, no real meaningful emotions and pretty tough.

However seeing all these people you actually care about be so stressed over you was shit. Part of you wondered if it was your fault. Did you lead them on? You've always been a flirty person but it was in a jokey way.

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After a few minutes of just arguing it died down and everyone could hear crying? Slowly the group turned to you and to everyone's surprise there you were , crying like a baby.

This was the first time anyone here had seriously seen you cry. You always seemed to be chill in any situation, usually the person who calmed people down a bad situation but now all of a sudden you were crying?

It was scary seeing someone like you crying so it took a minute for anyone to do anything. Kirishima and Uraraka were the first to approach you.

"(Y-Y/n)?... Are you okay?" Uraraka asked as she carefully placed a hand on your shoulder. Kiri being the precious boy he is carefully tried to wipe your tears away but it didn't work, you were balling.

"I- (sniffle) I-M SORRYYYYYYYYY WAHHHAH" Everyone kinda just looked at eachother pulling a confused Bakugou.

Momo also stepped forward now trying to help. "Why are you sorry?.." She reached into her pocket then handed you some tissues, you accepted them and blew your nose which was sounded as ugly as you'd expect.

"I-I didn't mean to start this! I don't know who I like! I like you all but I don't know who I like most in what way it's all so confusing! I'm so sorry this is my fault"

Hearing this made everyone realise what they were doing was wrong. It was selfish to bombard you with all this all of a sudden and they knew that now.

After tearing up herself Mina grabbed your hands, naturally you looked up at her. "No don't be sorry! This is our fault for coming at you with this- You know what it was just a prank!"

Then there was silence. Mina knew this might ruin things so the only way to fix this was undo it and make sure you don't know shit.

Everyone seemed to understand that so they waited for your response. That's when cackling could be heard.

"BAHAHAHA I SHOULD OF KNOWN! Grrr you really got me I was shook. Good one guys that was epic I'll get y'all back tho... watch your backs" and with that you disappeared of to your room like nothing happened.

Mina took a breathe and turned to everyone else. "I think we all see now this isn't how it should go, let's just.. wait until she confesses to someone."

Ashamed of themselves everyone agreed. "Tsk you dumb extras , I'll make sure spider bitch chooses me." Bakugous bitching surprisingly broke the tension in the room.

"Ha as if! Me and (Y/n) are gonna kill all men then move to a cottage in the woods with our own fruit garden" Uraraka said with a smug face.

This got her a slap on the head from Bakugou. This led to everyone claiming they would win your heart followed by everyone dramatically walking back to their rooms.

Harem anime staring (Y/n) 😳

(A/n): bruh idk what this nonsense was, I'm tired and can't write serious shit but hey this is it the first serious part in this book 🥴