Bakusquad
AnimeTiddies
Guys
We should all go out and do something on Saturday, like the whole class
We could go see a movie or something
TapeMeDaddy
That sounds fun!
BonerActivation
Yeah! Good idea (Y/n)
AlienWifey
Momo should pay because she's rich
CheapPikachu
I'm down
Only if Shinsou can come tho
He's my homie now
TapeMeDaddy
Yeah whatever bring your boyfriend
BakugouBad
You stupid fucks
We're all banned from the cinema remember?
Flashback-
How the bakusquad got banned from the cinema:
"Ooo! Let's see the Hawks auto biography movie! God I want him to be my none biological daddy-"Mina's request was cut off by Bakugou slapping you over the head like a bitch.
"Fuck no , I'm picking the movie , we are going to watch Kenny the ripper: Baby Levi's papa." Everyone in the group groaned. "Dude, no." Jirou was already starting to regret joining the group activity.
No one could seem to agree on a movie, you all had different tastes..
Mina wanted to see: Hawks Biography
You: Haikyuu boys gone wild
Kiri: Manly men a totally straight not gay movie
Bakugou: Kenny the ripper
Jirou: High school musical 5
Denki: Beer and boobs; a mans journey
Sero: Drug dealer house party
With all these different movie requests it was impossible for such a chaotic gang to choose one! ... That's why the following happened...
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It was a mess. Bakugou was fighting Sero after he made the mistake of slapping Bakugous ass. Mina was filming it and telling the people trying to stop the fight to 'suck her dick'. Kiri was trying to get some food because fuck this noise. You were standing against a wall smoking and staring at Bakugous ass, wishing you were the one to slap it. Denki was hyping Sero up trying to get him to fuck the angry blond up and Jirou was in a corner calling Momo telling her to pick her up.
Shit was crazy , honestly why Sero slapped Bakugous ass is a mystery but in his defence Bakugou kinda thick.
Long story short you were all permanently banned from that cinema... Ironic how the argument about what movie to watch wasn't even the reason you got banned.
End of flashback:
TapeMeDaddy
Oh yeah
Damn
AnimeTiddies
Bakugou why'd you have to go and jump Sero 😔
BakugouBad
HE SLAPPED MY ASS
CheapPikachu
Stop being so thick then
BonerActivation
To be fair you could be less thick if you tried Bakubro
AnimeTiddies
I struggle to not slap you ass every time I see you ngl
BakugouBad
I fucking hate you all
You're lucky it's my bed time
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The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic
Fanfiction!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...
