Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》

One Scary Dude

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Heyy hot stuff ;))

Peter
Who are you?

How did you get this number?

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Don't worry Petey-pie, I'm not going to hurt you

Peter
How do you know my name?

This is getting creepy, you know?

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Damn, you ask a lot of questions for a oblivious child

Peter
Child? I'm not a child

And if I was, it is really really really weird if you knew I was one

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Seriously Peter? 15 years old is still a child

So am I, actually

Peter
How do I know you're not going to kidnap me or something?

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As much as I'd love to kidnap someone, it's against the law

At least that's what my lawyer said

And if it wasn't, I'd never kidnap you

Peter
What the frick is going on?!

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Ooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter
Ha! Joke's on you, I'm an orphan >:)

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Soooo... she's dead?

Peter
I think that is what being an orphan means...

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Was she buried?

Peter
Yes...?

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Then you could still kiss her with your mouth ;))

Peter
....

You're seriously telling me I can kiss my dead mother who lies ten feet under the ground?

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What? Do you say you can't?

Peter
Ehm, no!

Of course I'm not gonna kiss my dead mother!

Are you insane?!

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A lot of people tell me I am

Peter
This is getting seriously scary

Like I'm literally about to call the cops or something

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Oh no! Not the cops! Anything but the cops!

*dramatic pose*

Peter
Okay, so you are my age

But that still doesn't tell me why you know my name..

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I got my ways

Peter
Stranger danger