"If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgiven their sins and heal their land." - Chronicles 7:14
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Note: Here are the worst things the gang did happened to Squidward. * Annual 'Annoy Squidward' Day * Destroyed his house * Got fired over a dime * Going out jellyfishing while in a wheelchair, covered in bandages * Losing his most perfect relaxing Sunday weekend forever * Always made him depressed * Gave him a head trauma in which turned him into a baby. * Ruined his talk show career on live television into a wild party * Exploited for black lemonade * Being trapped in cement * Sentenced to Boating School for getting a driver's license or ticket * Fused with Spongebob into a monster ('Squidbob Tentaclepants') * Kicked out of Cephalopod Lodge * Trapped in a time traveling limbo * Breaking his laugh box inside his throat with a windpipe * Humiliated by his dance moves * Got his toenail violently ripped off * Choking on a fork then faints * Not believing in Santa Claus on a Christmas Day season * Transformed himself into a snail * Patrick eats his entry pass at a musical concert * Electrocuted by jellyfishes or his electrical fence post * Change his face into 'normal' * Explode to bits, like falling off a cliff or gets a slice of pie bomb shot right in the face * Brutally attacked by a sea bear
"I've had ENOUGH! Bunch of nonsense! Why don't you take your seat and stop poking your nose into other people's business?! There are other people here besides you, you know. I don't think they appreciate you depriving them of my wisdom! I have NEVER heard anything more insipid, insane, uninteresting or irrelevant!!" (Episode: 'Professor Squidward')
"This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling 'big nose'? If you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big TROUBLE! HEY!! Can we go see Mermaid Man? I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me. Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom....IN MY OWN HOME!!!" (Episode: 'Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy IV')
"Ignoring, ignoring, ignoring. No people are ever coming back here. Hey....no people. That's great! Because...I HATE PEOPLE!! I hate people, people hate me. I prefer my own best company. Single and secluded on my own. I can have the best of times all alone because I hate people!!" (Episode: 'Spongebob's Place')
"He's gone laughing tormentor...you're going to burn out your laugh box. If you use it too long without giving it a break, it burns out and you can never laugh again. If you burn your laugh box, you live your whole life WITHOUT ever laughing again. The most important thing is to stop laughing. Any laugh at all could be dangerous. I really hate to see the little guy, sad but not as much as I hate to see him happy. There's no such thing as a laugh box! I made up the whole thing up to get some peace from your insipid laughter!" (Episode: 'Funny Pants') - Squidward Tentacles
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