My Guardian Angel (Angel!Link x Religious!Reader Oneshots) PART 2

E. N. E. R. G. Y.

Note: 'E.N.E.R.G.Y.' the term stands for 'Extreme Nuclear Explosively Ridiculously Great Yelling'. If you watch the episode entitled 'Think Positive' at the top image, the scene gets really infuriating.

But seriously, you have to keep your distance away from Benson. If you get close to him, he will fire you, ground you or do community service around the park for a month. He's a total angry freak, abusive boss, and a complete hot-headed gumball machine. 🔥🔥 😬😬 💥💥

"You lazy no-good slackers drive me nuts! Can't you just listen to me once in your worthless lives?! Because if you did, you'd see in trying to teach you some simple responsibility!! Some pride in doing a job well done! But you wouldn't know a job well done if you paid someone to do it for you! And even then you'd screw it all up on the account that you can't even follow the simplest of instructions, worrying more about looking cool than doing your job!!!!"

"You're not getting that chair! But here's what you do get. You get to flip that cart back over, you're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole mess!! Pops, you're coming with me and you idiots. If this isn't cleaned when I get back, you're fired!!!"

"You idiots! That's the last time I entrust you with something important, like the chairs!! But you are going to clean up this mess and you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment!"

"Hang up that phone! You think your little pranks are funny, huh?! You think they're funny?! Well, what do you guys think of my prank? 'Ring-ring! Hello? What's that? Mordecai and Rigby are BANNED for using the house phone? Okay.' Good luck making your prank calls now!!!" - Benson Dunwoody (Cartoon Network's 'Regular Show')

Your POV

I have a very excruciating explosive temper and I hate myself. In other words, I can't show it to other citizens like me because I refused to join them anymore. They all think I've gone mad and I lost the gain of my control. It burns me up pretty bad this time.

It sickens me terribly. I'm full of jealousy when I get so angry. I spoke venomously and pulled prank calls while I told everyone about my bad jokes, mostly judgemental ones. Of course, they didn't like it much.

I'm getting really sick of pushing, kicking, name-calling, cyberbullying, stabbing...etc. Most of the things that I hate. Am I the one who gets to blame? Am I the only person who's even better than anyone else? Good riddance!

If I want to make a lousy phone call even if it's a prank, I just backfired and simply say something like 'upgrade the 'Jeepers Peepers X Infinity' now!!!', 'you IDIOTS!', 'you're fired!'...stuff like that or any kind of cartoony catchphrases as a roast or savage. That should teach them a lesson from me. Unbelievable...

I absolutely had enough about their stupid games like singing a fake 'Happy Birthday' when I was sleeping just to wake me up as an alarm clock. What in the Flammey-o?! (reference to 'Avatar The Last Airbender'). Those slackers drive me nuts the whole week.

Oh, you think they're funny?! How about I'll put a death trap around the house just like the ones in the movie 'Home Alone'? Wow, am I being a sarcastic sadist?! That deserves their own punishment, good for nothing, double-crossers... 😡😡 😤😤

I act like a boss when it comes to anger issues. Treat them into slavery and forced them to clean up around the house. That's for pranking me. I mean, who cares? Nobody likes me because I'm such a hater. I should just wear a Benson mask that symbolizes as my violent behavior and mood swings.

I feel the heat coursing through my veins. My brain starting to swirl a volcanic energy like red gumballs transformed into wisps of fire mixed with pure anger, self-destructive and impulsivity. I'm so infuriated, I think I'm about to explode (top image).