Victim Of Misfortune

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"I know it's a stupid question but is there any ice cream left? You ate it all?! You ANIMALS!! You didn't even leave me one drop?! There's gotta be some left in here!" (Episode: 'The Fish Bowl')

"How disappointing...it means some bratty teenagers coming in here to tell us what to do. We can't have that! We have SENIORITY, right? We'll work together to protect our pathetic positions! I didn't think it was possible, but you look even more ridiculous than usual. Don't bother only a fool would wear that! Well, sure it's a terrible name, but THIS is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone." (Episode: 'Bossy Boots')

"Why couldn't the 11-year old get in to the pirate movie? It was rated 'ARRGH'! Because it's about...pirates? There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh. The only reason is you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. This is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much! I said 'shut up', you bucket of bolts!" (Episode: 'Krab Borg')

What are you doing out here in the daylight? You should be hidden under the rock like the hideous freak you are, thanks for reminding me why I hate you. Don't say I never gave you anything. BLACK lemonade? You've been selling this as a refreshment?!" (Episode: 'Ink Lemonade') - Squidward Tentacles

 BLACK lemonade? You've been selling this as a refreshment?!" (Episode: 'Ink Lemonade') - Squidward Tentacles

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'What's my fortune?', I thought in curiousity.

I pick one curled cookie as I opened it in halves, revealing a short message written on the paper. What are these fortunes say? Mostly bad luck and some have given me depressive thoughts. My prediction of this cookie makes even worse than ever.

When I think about it, I was feeling unhappy and a bit cringeworthy. Is this the so-called 'mopression' you asked? (combines two words from mope and depression). Then this is what I get from this terrible fortune. I mean, what could it more boring than this?

It was downright unnatural...and it gives me misfortune to my well-being. What's the point? I've got nothing but a dusty tombstone that says 'here lies my hopes and dreams'. What a baby I am. How fascinating...

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