Zombie attack (a billdip au)

Chapter 7: Dorito

The Dorito's POV

I woke up and released my arms from whatever pillow my arms were around. I rubbed my eyes and scratched my head.

"Come on Bill, P's gonna kill you if you sleep any longer."

"What Bill?" I jumped.

"Crap Pine Tree, I forgot you were here." He giggles, holy crap, that is the cutest laugh I have ever heard ever. Did I just call him cute? Just face it Bill you have a crush on Pine Tree. "come on, we need to get up and be productive, or P's gonna kill us." he groans.

"Whyyy? I just want to sleep." I smile.

"I do too, but do you want Pyronica to kill us?" he sighs

"I guess not. But first we're cleaning my hat." I shake my head and get up.

"Of course we'll wash your hat first Pine Tree, just get up." I grabbed his noodle arms and pulled him up.

"Hold your horses, I'm getting up." he says. He gets up and we go to his room. I grab his hat from on top of the dresser and we go to the bathroom to wash it.

Time skip

After about twenty solid minutes washing and getting the dirt off of Pine Tree's hat and drying it, it looks like new. I brush Pine Tree's devil hair and he puts his hat on. I smirk.

"What?"

"Oh, it's just that you look nothing like the sixteen year old that I found yesterday. You just look much better." He blushes. "Now come on, before P kills us both." he laughs. I grab his wrist and we run down the stairs, and into Pyronica.

"You stupid dorito! Where have you been?" Pine Tree looked confused.

"Dorito?" Shist.

"You haven't shown him. Okay, I will only not kill you if you show Dipper your birthmark." Pine Tree tilts his head and smiles.

"Fine." I pull up the side of my shirt to reveal three birthmarks, shaped like three triangles. Pine Tree's eyes widen and he smiles.

"I'll have to show you how I got my nickname later, Dorito." I smile back at him, then proceed to smack him in the arm. He smacks me back.

"You two are so cute." P says laughing at us.

"What do you mean?" Pine Tree asks. She just shakes her head.

"Nothing, let's get you guys some breakfast." she says. She helps us up and we go to the kitchen. She grabbed us some cereal. I had some coco puffs, Pine Tree has cinnamon toast. "okay, after you guy are done, Bill, you need to get some supplies from the mall down town, specifically medical supplies. You up for it?" I nod.

"Wow, wait up. You can't just go alone Bill. I'm coming with you." oh, heck no.

"oh, heck no Pine Tree. I'm not letting you come with me." I say.

"No I'm coming with you Bill, and you can't do anything  about it." I sigh. 

"fine, but you will listen to me the entire time. Got it?" Pine Tree smiles widely.

"Got it. Now, lets finish our breakfast." I nod my head in agreement.

Pyronica's POV

I watched the two boys flirt with each other, over and over. They are so blind. Bill better not hurt Dipper, or I swear I will do more than hurt him, but I know Bill won't do that. He does the exact opposite, he comforts and saves people, no matter who they are or where they are from. I should know, cause he did the same thing for me, once, but that's another story.

Hey guys! Hope everyone's okay and is healthy. Sorry again for the trashy content that I upload, but ya'll have read this far so I'm doing something right. I saved a bird from drowning in my pool with my sister. Right now it's on a plate outside on a table. It's alive and it's on the plate so we could put out food and water out for it. Sorry for grammar mistakes. May the 4th be with you and stay healthy, stay safe, and keep on keepn' odd everybody!