Zombie attack (a billdip au)

chapter 3 But That's My Hat!

Dipper's POV

I lean on the bathroom door when I close it. I smile to myself. He's cute when he's flustered. Wait, did I just say he was cute? This guy killed my sister and I'm calling him cute. I let out a sigh and looked through the clothes. I decide on some faded ripped blue jeans, an orange t-shirt, and a red flannel. I put on the clothes and dry my hair. My brown curls were a tangled mess. This is why I love hats. Still, I find a brush and start to try to brush it. Damn, how long has it been since I brushed my hair? Heck, how long has it been since I took a shower? I sigh, realizing that I'll need help. I open the door.

"Bill, I need your help."

Bill's POV

Holy crap, he looks amazing. I start to blush. Flannels and jeans are an amazing look on him. "What do you need help with Pine Tree?" he waves the brush in his hands.

"I'm never going to get you to stop calling me Pine Tree, am I?" I shake my head. "Any who, I need your help brushing my hair. You think you can help me?"

"Is that all? Okay, come here." I pat the bed telling him to sit. He sits next to me. "Face that way," I say pointing to the wall. He sits criss-cross applesauce and hands me the brush. I start to brush strands of his hair.

"Ow!" he says "Bill, that hurt."

"Sorry Pine Tree, your hair is filled with knots." I apologized.

"It's okay." he mumbles. I scoot closer.

"I'll try to be more gentle, you can pinch me when it hurts. Okay?" My brother would do this when he brushed my hair, and I did it for him, though I just squeezed his arm cause he was sensitive. Tears started to prick my eyes, no do not cry Bill, Will wouldn't want you to cry. I continue to brush his hair. After many knots and pinches later, his hair is brushed. I run my hand through his hair. "There you go Pine Tree." He runs his hand through his hair.

"Wow, thanks Bill." he says. He grabs his hat, I take it away. "Hey!"

"Oh no, you will not put this hat on your head before we wash it." I glance at the clock. "We need to go, dinner's almost ready."

"But that's my hat!" he complains.

"And we will wash it when we get back." I place it on top of a dresser so he can't get it. I have a good five inches on Pine Tree. He fumes.

"Fine." I smile and grab his wrist.

"Come on!" I drag him down the stairs again, but this time, towards the end of the stairway, I trip on my own feet and fall down the last five steps, bringing Pine Tree with me. Once we stop tumbling Pine Tree looks at me in a daze. I start to cackle. Pain is hilarious. Pine Tree groans.

"Look what you did Bill. Why are you laughing?"

"Cause Pain's hilarious!" I stand and help him up.

"You're insane, do you know that?" I laugh again.

"I know, what's your point?"

thanks for reading this trash. The chapter name goes out to my best friend, (in real life) @Thatonetheater_kid. she helped me figure out a chapter name for this cause my sister wouldn't help me. (she most of the time helps me with this sort of thing) But really this chapter is for @turn_into_Joseph for being the first one to read it and commenting and so far I think they're the only one reading. Put in the comments if you're reading. that's all folks. Keep on keepin odd.