Zombie attack (a billdip au)

Chapter 14: Eight Ball

"Hey Dorito, finally got Dipper out of your sweater?" Pyronica asked. This entire week she kept teasing Pine Tree and I because he was wearing my sweater.

"S-shut up P." Pine Tree mumbled out. I laughed slightly. P and I dug into our cereal and I glanced over to Pine Tree. He wasn't eating, I don't think he even had taken a bite. He just looked out of it. I nudged him lightly.

"Pine Tree, are you okay? You're not eating."

"Hmm?" he asked.

"Pine Tree, eat."

"I'm not really hungry though,"

"Pine Tree, you haven't really eaten in the past few days. Please eat." He looked down. "Dipper please eat." he sighed and grabbed his spoon. Pine Tree took a bite and I smiled.

"Happy?" He asked.

"Very, finish the bowl though." We continued eating while Dipper picked at his cereal but did take a few more bites. I was satisfied when he told me he was full.

"Bill, you have patrol today, Dipper you just need to do whatever laundry you have then you can do really whatever."

"What's Patrol?" He asked.

"Basically P, Pacifica, me, and a few others go around everyday to look for any survivors. The day I found you was one of my patrols, today is my turn to look for others."

"I'll go with you."

"Pine Tree no, patrols are dangerous, I don't want you to get hurt."

"If it's dangerous you shouldn't go alone!" I sighed.

"You're going to come with me either way, aren't you?" He smiled and nodded. I sighed. "P, is it okay if Pine Tree comes?" She nodded reaching for the cereal box. "Come on Pine Tree, let's go.'' We went upstairs to grab my gun and the spear. I realized that I took the bullets out of my gun a few days before.

"What's wrong Bill?" I sighed.

"I need to get bullets for my gun. Come on. I let him into our training room. This is we could train for self defense to protect ourselves from the zombies and anyone who would break in for resources. (They choose to be "lone wolves") Of course there weren't many people here. Most are scared to go outside the gates and help in other ways. I grab bullets and hand Pine Tree a switchblade.

"What is this for?" He asked.

"To sharpen the spear," He shakes his head while I load up my rifle.

"Hey Dorito!" I looked up and smiled.

"Eight Ball!" I put my rifle down and went to hug my friend. "Dude it's been so long! Where have you been?"

"Around, trying to find people. I came back this morning and came to help train."

"Pyronica is going to have your skin! We were worried sick when you didn't come back from patrol! And I'll help her kill you!" He laughed.

"Yeah yeah, you can have my ass later." He glanced over to Pine Tree who had taken off my jacket and tied it around his waist. He was still sharpening the spear. "Who's this little cutie?" I got a little mad when he said that.

"Hey Pine Tree."

"Hmm?" He asked not looking up. I put my arms over his shoulders. And Eight Ball looked a little worried.

"I want you to meet a friend of mine." Pine Tree looked up.

"Oh, hi." Eight Ball put his hand out.

"I'm Even, but everyone calls me Eight Ball." Pine Tree shrugged my arm off his shoulder. He shook Eight Ball's hand.

"I'm Dipper, but this one calls me Pine Tree."

"Well Dipper, you single?" Pine Tree laughed and I glared at him.

"Yeah, why?"

"Well would you like to help me out and maybe we could get some lunch?" I glared at Eight Ball but he was smiling. Pine Tree glanced at me and smiled at Eight Ball. He started to untie my jacket off his waist and started to put it on.

"Sorry Even but I have patrol with Bill and I eat with him and Pyronica everyday. You can come join us if you'd like." Pine Tree slipped on the final sleeve and Eight Ball didn't even flinch.

"Maybe another time then." He winked at me and I looked at him in confusion. "Hey Dipper can I borrow Bill for a bit?" Pine Tree nodded and Eight Ball led me to the other side of the training room.

"What the hell dude?" I yelled slightly.

"He likes you."

"What?" I asked

"Dipper likes you. One he's wearing your jacket and I'm assuming that you like him because that's Will's gift to you and you never let anyone touch it. And he lanced at you before he answered me to see that you were giving me your demon glare-" I cut him off.

"My What?" I asked.

"Doesn't matter. But what does is that he likes you a lot and you like him just as much."

"You're mental, I have to go or else Pyronica will have my skin. See you later." I walked back over to Pine Tree. I grabbed my rifle and we walked out of the Mansion.

"What was that about?" He asked.

"Eight Ball was just being mental." He laughed at that. We made our way to the roof tops. I started my regular root with Pine Tree following.

"So could you tell me about Will?" He asked out of nowhere.

"Um-" He caught me off.

"I'm sorry you don't have to-" I put my hand on his mouth.

"No it's alright. You would like him. So he was the younger twin by two minutes and I've always been protective of him. He was the opposite of me but was just as strong as me but never used it. He was a bit of a cry baby to be honest."

"Bill!"

"What it was true! But if you somehow got him angry, he would be worse than me. He was protective of me too. You would get along with him well though." I looked down at the alley way. I thought I saw a flash of red hair. "I think saw someone." Pine Tree and I climbed down the ladder and quickly followed the red headed corporate. I kept my rifle ready incase it was a zombie. We turned the corner and the red head turned around with an axe to us.

"Wendy!"

Oh my gods I actually updated! So, Wendy is actually alive! Yay! Hope Ya'll are happy because everyone else who was supposedly dead are dead. Deal with it. I'll try to get another chapter out soon. Thank you for checking in on this story. But Please Please Please, give me suggestions. Thanks in advance. Stay safe, stay healthy, but most importantly, keep on keepin' odd everybody!

-Rj