Ask the Demigods

Question 2

A/N~
Bonus Update today because I was ahead in my writing :)

Question: Why does Jason have a scar on his lip?

Jason: I... uh... sort of...

Jason mumbles something under his breath.

Percy: What? What did you do?

Thalia appears out of nowhere.

Thalia: He ate a stapler.

Jason: THALIA!

Percy: What?! Really?!

Piper: LOL why?

Jason is flustered.

Jason: I... um, it was a dare! From Thalia!

Thalia narrows her eyes.

Thalia: It was most certainly NOT a dare from me. In fact, I saw Jason eat the stapler ON HIS OWN TERMS with my own eyes. Do you want to hear the story?

Percy and Piper: YES.

Annabeth: I guess so.

Leo pulls out his voice recorder.

Thalia: Long, long ago, when Jason Grace was just a baby, our dear mother, Beryl Grace, would tell us stories about our infamously annoying brother, Hercules.

Thalia: I don't know if you know this, but when Hercules was a baby, he tried to eat a lightning bolt. We heard the lighning bolt story every night before bed.

Thalia: Maybe Baby Jason wanted to prove that he was just as good as his brother. Or maybe he was just insane. I guess we'll never know.

Thalia: Baby Jason put the stapler into his mouth. Once he realized the stapler was obviously NOT edible, he stopped trying to eat it, but not before the staples left a bloody scar on his lip. He cried for HOURS afterwards.

Everyone: ...

Percy: Oh

Piper: My

Annabeth: Gods

Leo stops the recording.

Leo: LMAOOOOO JASON GRACE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAH

Everyone: ...

Percy snorts.

Piper holds back a giggle.

Annabeth tries not to smile.

Percy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone rolls around on the floor laughing.

Jason:

Authors note~
Hi everyone! I hope you enjoyed this short Q&A :) I always imagined that Thalia would tell this embarassing story of Jason's, but I've never read a fanfic about it, so I made one myself! Again, you are welcome to submit your questions in the comment section. See you on Friday!