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Question 12

Question: Is Rachel doing OK as the Oracle? We haven't heard much about her since PJO and a little bit of HOO.

Rachel: Oh, I'm doing GREAT! You know, being the Oracle is actually more fun than you thought it might be. I get to sit in a cave all day and draw murals of my prophecies on the walls. The spouting green smoke  part is obviously not as fun, because I kind of pass out for a few hours after spouting a prophecy, but afterwards, I feel perfectly fine!

Percy: That's great! Also, does Apollo give you any advice on how to be the Oracle? Sorry, that was the P.S. part of the question.

Rachel: Oh, there's no need to apologize! It's not like I have anything to do except spout world ending prophecies from time to time.

Percy, whispering: Is that sarcasm or was she serious?

Annabeth, also whispering: I honestly cannot tell.

Rachel: Apollo used to visit me ALL THE TIME to help me with my post-Oracle-PTSD. He would give me advice on stuff, like how to handle post-prophecy-acne, and how to sing the Prophecy Lullaby, stuff like that. He also read his entire Prophecy Haiku Album to me as a bedtime story. It was... interesting.

Percy: Sounds like Apollo to me.

Rachel: Anyway, see you guys next time! Bye!

Percy: Bye Rachel!

Annabeth: Bye Rachel!

Later...

Annabeth: The interview with Rachel went great! We really should invite her to come over again sometime.

Percy: Haha, it's funny, you know? You didn't seem to like Rachel much until the Great War ended. Afterwards you guys got along like PB&J! Why was that?

Annabeth: Percy you dumb little-

Percy: WAIT! Let me guess.

Annabeth: Sure. I'm almost a hundred percent sure you won't get it, you oblivious little glob of seaweed.

Percy: Was... that an insult? Actually never mind. Was it because... you were stressed before the Great War?

Annabeth: No.

Percy: You... dislike mortals in general?

Annabeth: No.

Percy: ...you dislike redheads?

Annabeth: PERCY NO.

Percy: Ugh I can't think of any reason why though! Wait I do have one alternative reason. Haha that's probably not it though.

Annabeth sighs.

Annabeth: Go on.

Percy: Was it because Rachel had a crush on me and I kind of had a crush on her too but you also had a crush on me which develops into a love triangle which means that you disliked Rachel because you thought I liked her better than you?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Suprisingly, yes. Huh. Maybe you're not as dense as I thought you were.

Percy: LMAO which is why you were so nice to her when summer ended! Because you already got me and Rachel couldn't date anyone! What a petty thing to do!!! I never realized you were one of the jealous types of girlfriends, Ms Chase.

Annabeth:

Annabeth: do you want me to kill you?

Percy:

Percy: in a good way or a bad way tho

Annabeth:

Annabeth: that's it we're done

Percy: aNnAbEtH nO

A/N~
Hi guys. I have nothing to say except

1. Leave a Q&A question in the comments i need help and u know it

2. don't forget to vote

3. and Ron Weasley who has the emotional range of a teaspoon = Percy Jackson the guy who had four girls and one gay (sorry i meant *guy) crush on him and still be oblivious about it

Anyways peace out (since when do i say that send help)