Question 4

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A/N~ Tysm for 0.1 k reads! It's not that big of an achievement, but this is my first story, and I'm lame asf. Anyway, on with the question~

Question: Who is the sassiest out of all the demigods?

Percy: I. Am. Persassy.

Leo: But- but I'm Leo Valdez! I am the KING of sass!

Piper: Look, what about we vote? I'll go first. Leo.

Annabeth: I choose Leo. Not because I do not support my boyfriend having the idea that he is the king of sass, but because Leo is SO sassy, it's annoying.

Percy: What do you mean the IDEA of being the king of sass?? It's not just an idea! Have you seen the Persassy hashtag on instagram?

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain, I love you, but do you REALLY think that you are sassier than Leo?

Percy: But-

Piper: Well, your fate is up to Jason.

Jason: I also choose Leo. Sorry, bro.

Percy: It's fine... I have... I have accepted the fact that I am apparently, NOT Persassy.

Leo raises his hands in the air in victory.

Leo: Well, the answer is clear. I AM THE KING OF SASS!

Everyone cheers.

The cheering fades into the distance, and we unfocus from our demigod gang. Instead, we zoom into a dark cave on a mountain.

Unknown voice: The demigods are busy celebrating Valdez as the new 'Sass King' but what they do not know is that there is only one TRUE Sass King.

We see a shadow emerge from the cave. First, a face appears. The face has severe acne. That can only be one person.

Lester Papadopoulos: *laughs in sass*

Authors note~
Hellooo! Did everyone like the fourth Q&A of Ask the Demigods? Sorry this one was kind of lame, but I wanted to acknowledge the fact that literally SO MANY characters in the series have sass. Welp. Anyway, if you liked this Q&A, please vote, or comment a Q&A question!

P.S. There will probably be a bonus update tomorrow~ *wink wink* so follow for updates!

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