Ask the Demigods

Question 15

Question: Why doesn't Mr. D just call Percy by his actual name?

Mr D: Because I don't WANT to.

Percy: He does that to everyone. I don't mind. At this point it's like a... friendly joke of ours.

Mr D: It is NOT a 'friendly joke'!!! Gods and mortals do not HAVE 'friendly jokes'. How DARE you disgrace my godly presence-

Percy: First up, I'm not a mortal. I'm a demigod, remember? And I say gods and demigods CAN can have friendly jokes. I'll prove it. Everyone introduce yourselves to Mr D and he'll give you a nickname.

Annabeth: I'm Annabeth Chase. I'm sure you know that already.

Mr D: Alaska Crayon. Next!

Jason: Oh, wow! You're... a god! How everyone can talk to you in such a carefree way is just mindblowing, but I just wanted you to know that I respect you and-

Percy: JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

Jason: ...I'm Jason Grace.

Mr D: Hmm. I like you, Jelly Goat. You have respect for the gods, unlike Pickle over there, and I admire that.

Percy: Pickle? PICKLE?

Mr D: Moving on!

Piper: I'm Piper. Piper McLean.

Dionysus takes a sip of his Diet Coke.

Mr D: Pillar McLate.

Piper: Considering the fact that Jason got Jelly Goat, I'll take it.

Hazel: I'm Hazel Levesque.

Mr D: Hazel is a lovely name. I like it. There's no need for a change for this one. Next!

Percy: What? That's not fair! Percy is a GREAT name!

Frank: I'm Frank Zhang. And... do you need to know my godly heritage? Well, I'm a son of Mars. I'm letting you know, just in case-

Mr D: Fish Zebra.

Frank: That's quite accurate actually, because I can shapeshift into different animals and-

Mr D: MOVING ON.

Carter: I'm Carter Kane. From the Egyptian gods?

Mr D: Cinammon Kangaroo.

Carter:

Sadie: Actually, now that I'm narrowing my eyes a bit, you DO look a bit like a cinammon kangaroo. So, apparently that's what I'll be calling you for the rest of your life. Let's go, my sweet kangaroo!

She drags Carter away.

Magnus: I'm Magnus Chase. I'm Annabeth's cousin? Has she mentioned me to you before?

Mr D: No, and I don't particularly care, Mango Cheese. Or whatever your name is. Now shoo. It's time for my afternoon nap.

Percy: Wait what about me? What's my nickname.

Mr D thinks for a moment.

Mr D: I think the name Pickle Juice would suit you the best.

Percy:

Annabeth:

Jason:

Piper:

Hazel:

Frank:

Leo:

Magnus:

Nico: Yum.

A/N~
I'm back!!! I was gone for like two weeks haha (please don't kill me) because I was doing two questions a week and I ran out of fuel pretty quickly :D From now on I'm updating every Tuesday so I have time to edit my questions :)

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