Ask the Demigods

Question 10

Question: Why do bricks love Jason so much?

Percy: Cuz they looove him

Jason: No, they don't!

Piper: Yes they dooo

Jason: What? I thought you would be on my side! You're dating me!

Piper: I would be happy to share you with Ms Brick~

She winks at Jason seductively.

Jason rolls his eyes.

Percy, who drank three mugs of coffee this morning and is therefore hyper asf: wE sHoUlD gIvE tHe BrIcK a NaMe!

Piper: Ohmigods! We totally should! What about... Brickerella?

Percy: yeahyeahyeah alsowecouldgivethemashipname!

Piper: That won't be necessary. The fandam already gave them one. Brason!

Percy: ohokaythat'sfinethenbutwhatdowedonext??????

Annabeth: Percy put down your mug you've had way too much coffee already.

Percy: nooooo :( :( :(

Annabeth: So what's everyone talking about?

Piper: Brason.

Annabeth: Cool. I ship them.

Jason: fOR THE LAST TIME

Jason: I

Jason: DO NOT

Jason: LIKE

Jason: BRICKS!

A clap of thunder rumbles across the sky. A single stroke of lightning strikes the ground of Camp Half Blood. Suddenly, the sky turns grey and rain comes pouring down.

Piper: Eek!

Everyone runs to the Big House for shelter.

Jason: Sorry, guys. I think I just accidentaly caused a thunderstorm.

Suddenly, Chiron emerges from his office.

Chiron: My boy, what are you sorry for? This was our plan all along! Ms Chase would intentionally give Mr Jackson lots of coffee, making him even more ADHD and insult you a lot- (I think Chiron is lowkey turning into Dumbledore in my head)

Annabeth, who is trying to stop Percy from running out into the rain and doing a 'Singing in the Rain' parody: Uh huh.

Chiron: Ms McLean would do her part as an Aphrodite child and emphasis Brason as her 'favourite ship'-

Piper: It worked extremely well. Jason is more gullible than I thought he was.

Jason: gULLIBLE? I-

Chiron: And finally, Ms Chase, normally the sensible one, would comment on how 'cute' Brason was, making the final stab in the wound and causing Mr Grace to finally snap and invoke a thunderstorm.

Jason: Uhh... sorry, I'm not following. You WANTED me to lose my temper and cause a thunderstorm?

Chiron: Yes, my boy! My, you were right, Ms McLean, he IS rather dense.

Piper throws her arms up in the air.

Piper: Exactly!

Jason: Tbh at this point you guys are just burning me now.

Chiron: Oh yes! The reason is that it hasn't rained for days, and our strawberries are going to dry up if we don't water them. It was Katie Gardiner's idea to cause a thunderstorm, actually. Quite a smart Demeter child, she is.

Jason: You insulted me to water your sTrAwBeRrIeS?

Chiron: Well, yes! What other solution would there be?

Jason: I'm so done with this camp. Where can I book a flight back to Camp Jupiter, please?

A/N~
This Q&A was kind of more on the chaotic side. I actually had to proofread this twice to ensure you guys could follow the storyline,  and I STILL don't know if you guys could follow. Anyway, this one sucked so I'm pretty sure no one is going to vote but you can still comment a Q&A question! *laughs awkwardly* Bye.