Ask the Demigods

The Question with all the puns

A/N~ BEWARE, MANY PUNS COMING

Question: Does Leo annoy you guys with a lot crappy puns?

Annabeth: Yes. All. The. Time. And he's not the only one who does that.

Percy: Haha yeah, the PUNy son of Hephaestus says so many puns, it's so annoying.

Annabeth: Do you.

Annabeth: Do you see what I mean.

Jason: Honestly, Leo's puns are so basic it's disGRACEful to the pun community.

Annabeth: Please send help.

Piper: We've tried convincing Leo to stop saying puns all the time, but he just won't listen. We're all LEANing into psychotic breaks at this point.

Annabeth: And then there's Piper who tries really really hard but still manages to screw up the pun.

Piper: What- ANNABETH.

Annabeth: Just stating the facts here.

Hazel: Yes, but Leo's puns are good sometimes. Like, they're MARVELous. Haha did you guys see what I did there? Did you? Haha that was a good one wasn't it.

Annabeth: Haha yeah, one of your best ones yet!

Annabeth, whispering: Hazel doesn't really understand the definition of a pun, but she tries her hardest and she DID bingewatch all the Marvel movies recently, so we try to support her the most we can.

Piper: Ohohoho so when HAZEL tries her hardest, you all support her and tell her she did amazing. When I try my hardest to think of a pun about my name, you all iNSULT me!

She huffs and walks away.

Frank: Aw, Piper, don't be mad. We all still think you're amaZHANG, just not at puns!

Annabeth: Franks tells the same pun every. single. time. AmaZHANG is the only pun he can think of about his name, and he think's we don't notice it's the only one he uses.

Leo: Ugh you guys! Honestly I think you guys tell even more puns than I do. I'm about to FIRE you all as my pun assistants.

Annabeth:

Hazel:

Universe:

Annabeth: Ok I'm not being judgemental or anything but that was... bad.

Leo sniffles dramatically.

Leo: I honestly think I'm losing my position as Pun King here.

Annabeth: You were never the true Pun King. Honestly? The Pun King of all time has always been our adopted dad Chiron.

Annabeth: When he caught up to the trend of puns, he immediately googled 'Appropriate Puns for the Generation Z Children Trendy'. I know because I hacked his monster proof computer. I now have his entire search history.

Chiron: You wHAT-

Annabeth: There's some weird stuff on there.

She shudders.

Annabeth: Anyway Chiron has a Word folder filled with meme puns. It's called 'Appropriate Meme/Puns for the Generation Z Trendy'.

Chiron: Ms Chase how dARE you disrespect my privacy! You don't even have the proper KOALAfications to become a hacker! Honestly, I'm going to have to ban you from strawberry picking for a week.

Annabeth: Was that pun from a meme or was that pun from a meme.

Chiron:

Chiron: Yes.

A/N~
Hola, if you're reading this then it must mean you have reached the end of this horrifiyingly PUNy chapter! I'm really bad at puns, but I reGROOT absolutely nothing. (If you got that reference let's be friends) Anyway, this can just be an EGGsample of how bad puns can possibly get.

Fine I'll stop now.

Byeee~