Ask the Demigods

Question 11

A/N~ UM 0.4k HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TYSM *wipes away tear* anyway on with the story

Question: Who took all my makeup?

Hazel: Huh?

Percy: What?

Annabeth: Piper it's your question isn't it-

Piper: What? NO.

Annabeth: Are you SURE?

Piper: ...

Piper: Ok fine it was me.

Annabeth: Aha! I KNEW it!

Piper: It's only because all my makeup vanished this morning! I know SOMEONE took it!

Annabeth: Well, I guess we'll just have to go all Agatha Christie on everyone, then.

Piper: Agatha Christie? Whose that?

Annabeth: She's a famous murder mystery author- you know what? Never mind. We don't have time for this. Let's go.

Piper: Percy, did you take my makeup?

Percy: What? I was with Annabeth all morning, how would I steal your makeup?

Piper: Well maybe you had an accomplice-

Annabeth: Percy was with me all morning. He has an alibi. Moving on.

Piper: Fine.

Piper: Jason, did YOU steal my makeup?

Jason: Why would I do that?

Piper: Oh, well I don't know, maybe because it was a prank?

Jason: Pipes, we all know you would kill us if anyone ever took your makeup. I would never do that.

Piper: Well... I guess that's a valid reason.

She gives Jason a quick peck on the cheek.

Piper: Let's go.

Piper: Frank, did you steal my makeup?

Frank: I would never! I know how much you love your makeup, and I would never hurt you like that.

Annabeth: Frank is the epitome of a big, fuzzy teddy bear. There is no way in all of Olympus he's the one that stole your makeup.

Piper: I guess you're right. Next!

Piper: Hazel, honey, did you steal my makeup?

Hazel gasps.

Hazel: I would never! You know, when I was younger, my mother used to wear lots and lots of makeup, and when I died, I still remember her face being absolutely covered in makeup. Makeup gives me bad memories, and I try my best to stay away from it.

Piper: So THAT's why you never wear makeup. Aw, c'mere.

Piper and Annabeth wrap Hazel in a big hug.

Piper: So... if Hazel didn't steal my makeup, then that just leaves one person...

Both: LEO!

The girls storm into Bunker 9, where Leo is tinkering on a machine.

Piper: Leo? Did you steal my makeup?

Leo's face turns crimson.

Leo: What? No I didn't! Why would I do that?

Piper notices an empty tube of lipstick on the table next to Leo. She points to it accusingly.

Piper: Why is that there, then?

Leo takes a deep breath.

Leo: Ok fine. The reason why I took all your makeup is because...

Piper: Well?

Leo: I was... inventing an extreme kind of waterproof makeup, a kind that can last 24
hours without melting! But, you know, I needed makeup for experimentation, so I took to the closest resource I could find. Your makeup!

Piper: Oh. Well... you could've just ASKED me. I would've gladly gave you some makeup if you needed to experiment. Anyway, good luck on your invention!

Annabeth narrows her eyes suspiciously.

Annabeth: Yeah... actually, Piper, I have something to ask Leo. Why don't you go ahead first, I'll be right behind you.

Piper: Oh. Ok!

She leaves the bunker.

Annabeth: Okay. Cut the crap, Leo. I know a lie when I see one. Why is there an empty tube of lipstick on the table? And answer honestly.

Leo: puts down his screwdriver in defeat.

Leo: Alright, fine. The truth is, I was going to play a prank on Piper, but I didn't expect her to be mad! It was just a funny joke!

Annabeth: JUST you? By yourself? No accomplices?

Leo fidgets with his tool belt nervously.

Leo: Um... yes.

Suddenly, a sneeze comes out from under the table, causing the screwdriver to clatter onto the floor.

Annabeth: What- PERCY? (A/N~ Yes, Annabeth recognizes Percy's voice even if it's just a sneeze- JUST GO WITH IT)

Percy and Jason poke their heads out from under the table sheepishly.

Percy: :)

Annabeth: Don't you give me that sarcastic little smile, Seaweed Brain.

Percy: :(

Leo: Wait! Don't tell Piper. Please please please please pleaaase?

Piper kicks down the door to the bunker, holding the cornucopia.

Piper: Too late.

Later...

Leo, getting covered in a mountain of pineapples: Hellllppp!!!!

A/N~
I'm back, y'all! I had a lot of fun writing this Q&A :) (prolly cuz it involves Leo getting in trouble and... um... actually that's it) I THINK this is the first one that involves all of the Seven? (I love all my babies equally they've just never managed to exist in the same chapter all together) Anyway I'm going to stop typing now bc I can go on for a while if no one stops me- Byee~