Quick THRQ PSA

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Are you tired of all these Nicks going around? Tired of not know who is talking about who? Sick of all the Nicks not knowing how to come up with even slightly unique names for their children?

Well look no further!

Here at the office, we've spent like a total of three seconds max coming up with new names to better differentiate between the Nicks so you know who is being talked about!

We've got our OG Nick, also known as THQ Nick:
Nicholas!

Sweet and simple right?

Well what about his son? Warped Nick?
We've got one for him too!
And what better way to add onto the daddy issues than to have his father name him:
Nickelodeon!

Oh, and what of Nickelodeon's son? Our current Nick? THQ2/THRQ Nick?
Well, that one is easy now that we've got Warped Nick's name down!
Everyone, say hi to:
Nick Jr. !
That's actually a pretty normal name out of context!

We thank you for taking the time to acknowledge and accept these names
Join the Nick family and receive your own Nickname(hahah) today!
Although we can't guarantee we'll be anymore creative than this
This is our limit
Even if you ask, you'll probably just be named Nick
RIP to all you other Nicks, but I'm different

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