weird Slendytubbies vines

if Ron was in mean girls

Regina: why don't I know you?

Ron: because I'm new here, I just moved here from TELETUBBIE LAND

Regina: what

Ron: I used to live in Teletubbie land. and now I live here! like it's pretty simple.

Regina: so you've actually never been to a real school before?

Ron: uh

Regina: shut up. 

Ron: excuse me? b*tch who are you talking too?

Regina: shut up!

Ron: girl I ain't even talking! you need to be quite! close your mouth.

Regina: you're like really pretty!

Ron: girl you don't need to lie, I'm over here looking like a whole double-decker biscuit.

Regina: yeah, you think you're really pretty.

Ron: ... Regina I just called my self a double-decker biscuit what do you mean, didn't you agree, girl no I don't!

Regina: oh my god your bracelet is really pretty! 

Ron: what bracelet? b*tch are you whaaa-

other girl idk what's her name: so fetch!

Ron: what did the little one just say!? WhEeZe

other girl: it looks like sling, like from England.

Ron: have you ever been to England?

other other girl that I forgot the name of: so if your from Teletubbie land... why is your fur blue?

Ron: girl... oh god

Walten: why the f*ck are you with those people?

Ron: all of my business I swear they called me over here!

other girl: we want to invite you to have lunch with us, every day for the rest of the week!

Ron: I'm good I-I really don't want-

Regina: so we'll see you tomorrow!

Ron: um no you won't, bi- all you're gonna see tomorrow is some disappointment. cuz I'm not going to show up no where!

~ tomorrow ~

other girls: Regina... we have too talk to you....

Ron: oh this is going to be good! let me get my tea cup ready!

Regina: so is butter a carb?

Ron: yes. yes it is Regina. * turns face away * stupid *ss b*tch... 

Other girl: you're wearing sweatpants.... it's Monday.. 

Ron: himmhimm Regina oh ho hoo* trying hard to hide his laughter *

Regina: so?

Other other girl: so that's, against the rules! and you can't sit with us

Ron: hehehhehee... Bye bye now Regina!

Regina: whatever! those rules aren't real! 

other other girl: they were real the day I wore a vest!

Regina: because that vest was disgusting! 

Ron: damn b*tch you are so rude girl! those sweatpants are disgusting too nahuh 

other girl: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!!!!!

Ron: hehehe SCORE! 

Regina: *murmurs* these pants are the only things that fit me right now...