why me....
Walten: oh, what is this party over here?
*almost every other Slendytubbies character having a party*
Walten: hello every body!
Tink: who are you!?
Walten: why I'm Walten
Po: this is Walten, I found him while I was in a tree
~ timeskip brought to you by Dipsy falling on his face ~
Tink: I'm having quite a ball in Wonderland, what about you all?
Cave: yeeees~
Tink: who are you?
Cave: I'm flowerrr~
Yeti: no you're not
Cave: shut up
Tink: oh! and who are you?
Dipsy: and I'm the Cheshire Cat!
Tink: oh are you the Jabberwock?
Shadow: you have no idea Motherf*cker!* leaves *
Tink:.....ok
Laa Laa: here is too more children falling through our rabbit holes
Dipsy * drops hot tea on himself * AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Noo Noo * strangely singing *
Shadow * drunk for no reason * You're hOmOsExUaL! sToP iT!
Walten: wat...
~ timeskip brought to you by Tink and Walten kissing ~
* Miles and Dipsy fighting *
Ron: please stop
Po * throws chicken nuggets up in the air *
~ timeskip again....why ~
Arrow: what is that yellow colored tractor doing in Wonderland?
Yeti in the background: UGH I NEED A GODDAMN WRITING DESK!!!!!
~ timeskip brought to you by Dipsy finally getting slap in the face by Ron ~
Tink: F*cking acid reflux putting me in a bad mood
Walten: oh no
Tink * notices Scythe looking at him * the f*ck you looking at Hare?
Scythe:....
Tink: your ears look like Michael J Fox did them
Scythe: oh my god
~ timeskip brought to you by Arrow breaking his glasses ( yes I gave Arrow glasses ) ~
White Scythe ( or White, I just like to call her White ): When you have this tea toilet paper doesn't do SH*T! you've got to use the Scotchgard!
* Ghost girl comes running in and steals the tea *
Dipsy: TAKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! * yeets it at Tink *
Ron: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
~ timeskip brought to you by me tripping and oofs on the floor ~
Po * faints *
Tink: OH! o-oh?
* sees a random tubby *
Tink: oh! HELLO! hello!..... who the f*ck let him down the rabbit hole
~ timeskip brought to you by Noo Noo chasing the main four with a ruler ~
White: IM GONNA SH*T ON YOUR DREAMS!
Tink* runs to Po still on the floor * are you ok * Po still on the floor *Po?
Po* wakes up and turns into SPIDER PO! SPIDER PO DOES WHAT EVER A- ok I'll stop.*
Po: SREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tink: AH! I think Po's possessed!
Everyone:.....
Dipsy: RUN!
Po: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Po* attacks Miles *
Miles: you fr*cken-* dies *
Po * turns to Ron *
Dipsy* grabbs Ron and runs*
Dipsy and Ron: AHHHHHH!!!!
Po: SCREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Tink* notices broken tea cup *NUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu* tear runs down his cheek *
Po* attack Tink *
Tink: Oh!
Walten * attacks Po from behind * Run!
Tink * yeets himself out of here *
Ron: save us Walten!
Po* yeets Walten off *
Me: oh nuuu my child!
Po * still chasing Tink *
Po * faints again and goes back to regular form *
Tink: Uhg, those goddamn refluxes...
Walten: are you guys ok!?
Everyone: yeah!
~ back to the real world ~
Laa Laa: and that's the true story of Alice in Wonderland
Tink: the fu-
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I'm so tired... bai
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