if Ron and Dipsy were in IT

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Ron: * skipping around* * drops paper boat* oh! Ooh!

Ron: * kneels down* * looks in the sewer drain* where'd my sh*t go?

Pennywise: * pops up out of nowhere*

Ron: OH! You scared the sh*t out of me!!

Pennywise: hoi dere Georgie ( Ron)

Ron: what the hell are you doin in a sewer drain? you psycho b*tch!

Pennywise: what a nice boat * holding paper boat in hand*

Ron: nuh uh! Hell no! Hell no

Pennywise: do you want it back?

Ron: yes I want my sh*t back b*tch, yes I do!!! You better give my sh*t back before I BOP you in your clown *ss nose!!

Pennywise: you look like a nice boy

Ron: b*tch you don't know me!!

Pennywise: do you want a balloon Georgie?

Ron: no I don't want a goddamn balloon!! This ain't no Party City!!

Pennywise: well I'm Pennywise the dancing clown!

Ron: oki b*tch, I don't give a f*ck who the f*ck you is Pennywise Penny b*tch! I don't f*cking care!

Pennywise: now we aren't strangers

Ron: um... b*tch I don't know you, all I know is your name and you're a dancing clown and I don't give a sh*t!!

Ron: I think I'm just gonna go, you're crazy *ss

Pennywise: without your boat?

Ron: I mean... I mean I would like it back but I mean if you ain't gonna give it to me, I'm not just gonna sit here and talk to you in a sewer drain!!

Pennywise: take it...

Ron: b*tch you think Ima reach my hand down that goddamn sewer drain you dumb b*tch!!

Ron: * gets up* B*tch I'm gone!! Hell nah!!

Pennywise: come join the clown!!

Ron: b*tch what's this balloon doin? Floating at me b*tch

* balloon all of a sudden pops* * Pennywise behind it*

Ron: OH! OH! YoU sCaReD tHe F*CkInG sHiT oUt Of Me!!!!

Ron: * in strange room* oh b*tch where the f*ck am I!?

* Door opens*

Ron: nuh uh, no ma'am!

* smoke coming out of the door*

Ron: what kind of fire hazard-

Pennywise: * pops out of nowhere again* * music in the background*

Ron: oh! Hell not- b*tch not the f*ck you again!! Oh no!

Pennywise: * starts doing his lil dance*

Ron: b*tch what is you doin? Girl! Girl I can pop it low too * starts dancing with him* lets dance together! Hey Pennywise

Pennywise: * still dancing*

Ron: * dancing* hey! Hey!

Pennywise: * looking like a spoopy boi*

Ron: * stops dancing* oooo, I'm- I'm kinda not liking this! You look a bit too scary! I'm gonna scurry!

Pennywise: * sprints towards him*

Ron: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Pennywise: * grabs him and laughs insanely*

Ron: * squirming* if you don't get the f*ck off me now!! * slaps him across the face*

Pennywise: * drops him*

Ron: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * running towards Dipsy*

Dipsy: where are you going?

Ron: I'm tryin to get the f*ck out of this creepy *sshole- oh!

Pennywise: * in front of them* * hiding face behind balloons* * slowly rising them up*

Ron: * behind Dipsy* oh no! You need to let those balloons back down! No bring em back down! Ain't nobody want to see your f*cking receding hairline sister!!

Pennywise: * moves balloons out of the way of his face* * smiles*

Dipsy: oh do not smile at us! Honey Ima bout to not be your next meal!!

Pennywise: where're you going?

Dipsy: b*tch we goin home!! Ain't none of your damn business either dude!! Why are you askin us questions!? I don't even know you Pennywise!!

Pennywise: come join the clown

Ron: * holding cross* you wish I would come join the clown!! That will never happen! Sister that's not gonna happen!

Dipsy: you know he was really making me ang-

Georgie: * standing there*

Dipsy and Ron: * confusion*

Ron: WhO iS yOU?!

Dipsy: well I don't know who the hell you are or why you're in my house, but you got about two damn seconds to explain why the f*ck you're in my house!!

Georgie: you'll float too

Ron: you'll float too? b*tch what the hell's that supposed to mean!? Where am I floating to?

Dipsy: do I look like light weight to you!? Do I look like I'm just gonna fly up to the heavens like a goddamn balloon to you sweetie?

Georgie: YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!

Ron: * on le rage mode because he hates it when people raise their voice at him* oh no! I know you didn't just get an attitude with me honey! Raising your goddamn voice at me again! Honey I will take that wig and set it on fire!!

Pennywise: * rising from the water*

Dipsy: what the hell is that? Oh you got- * grabs Ron and runs away*


this was requested by @lpsloverwolf

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