Anne: okay rookie, let's get in there and get this confession.
Dutch: you got it chief!
* both walk in room* * Infected Walten sitting there*
Anne: alright scumbag!
Dutch: when I was 12 I peed on my dog...
Anne: excuse us...
Dutch: right on his little dog face...
Anne: okay, you don't make the confession. he makes the confession.
Dutch: he peed on my dog?
Anne: no, no. just do what I do!
* both walk in room again*
both: look Walten, we can do this the easy way or th-
Both: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STAY THERE! STOP!
Dutch: damn it, we almost had him!
Anne: okay! new plan. I'll be good cop, you be bad cop.
Dutch: nice!
* both walk in room again*
Anne: ok-
Dutch: AY! WALTEN! crime is totally cool! let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda! I got a skateboard! POGS!!
Anne: that's rad cop.
Dutch: bummer!
Dutch: * crying* why did you do it Walten!? you were so young! and you had such a bright future! * touches his face*
Anne: sad cop...
Dutch: ( Yorkshire accent) Walten, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya!
Anne: that's dad cop.. WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!? * in a dress*
Dutch: ya bin naughty!
Dutch: * playing the pipes*
Anne: plad cop..
Dutch: ( Scottish accent) IM SHREK!
Anne: knee pad cop...
Dutch: * pointing to knee pad*
Anne: a bad bill cospy impersonator trying to explain the plot of breaking bad cop....
Dutch: ( bill cospy impression) so, the dad from Malcolm in the middle...
Anne: NO!!!
Dutch: * plops folder in front of Walten*
Dutch: * sits down*
Dutch: Walten, street name I guess " infected Walten". born December 18th 1987 ( not true) to Annie and Hamish McNeil, both deceased.
Dutch: first arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and entering and one count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife.
Dutch: fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage and suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring.
Dutch: fifteen arrest, age 26- yesterday. Fourteen eye witnesses, camera surveillance footage and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very very long time.
Dutch: confess now Walten and maybe we can cut you a deal.
Anne: not bad
Dutch: also!
Anne: damn-
Dutch: I am a jelly bean!
Dutch: have you seen my penguins?! THE GOVERMENT IS BEES!!!
Anne: mad cop... great...
Dutch: I love you!
Dutch: how'd I do!?
Anne: terrible! look why don't you be good cop and I'll be bad cop!
Dutch: what if we both be bad cop?
Anne: yeah!
Dutch: yeah!!
Anne: yeaahh!!
Dutch: Yeaahhh!!!
Anne: YEAH!
* both kick down the door*
Dutch: BREAKING BAD IS A GREAT SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEAN!! I HAVE SHATEBOARDS!!!
Walten: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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