Crush song

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by lolabit052708

by lolabit052708

Dipsy: * talking to Tinky* * looks away* * sees Ron*

Ron: * talking to Tobby who's alive*

Dipsy: * shoves Tinky* hush hush hush! blush blush blush!!

Ron: * hears Dipsy* oh god...

Dipsy: you are now my big fat crush!! * points at Ron*

Tinky: * oofs on the floor*

Dipsy: * singing* I'm single as I can be! you're single, perfect for me! UwU👌

Tobby: * beside Ron* * wheezing*

Dipsy: * pulls out list* so I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me!

Ron: * looks at him annoyed*

Dipsy: reason number one * takes off shirt* I'm super hot

Dipsy: reason number two * shoves Tobby out of the way* he's super not

Tobby: oh sh*t- * oofs*

Dipsy: reason number three I'm all you got! and all you got is someone hot!

Ron: * tries to help Tobby back up*

Dipsy: BOI * stops Ron* check my resume * gives him resume*. you want a background check, oki.

Ron: * throws Dipsy's resume on the floor*

Dipsy: first name hot and last name b*tch ÙwÚ

Ron: ≖ -- ≖

Dipsy: wanna get with me? now that's the sitch!

Dipsy: you think I'm trash? hell no, I'm class * winks at him*

Dipsy: and I got a big fat *ss ÙwÚ👌

Ron: 7 - 7 * wants to leave*

Dipsy: and all I got to say is... * gets down on his knees* PLEASE date me!!!!!!!!

Dipsy: because I'm sin-gle! S-I-N-G-L-E!

Dipsy: so love me! and hug me! and touch me! * gets close to him*

Ron: * tries to back up*

Dipsy: and well I'll f*ck you!!

Ron: Ò////Ó * slaps him across the face*

Dipsy: ACK-