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Dipsy:  * drinking coffee*

Laa Laa: Dipsy, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Dipsy: 17 again?

Laa Laa: yeah

Dipsy: I'm pretty sure it fell in the hole

Laa Laa: what hole?-

Laa Laa: * looks down to see a hole* OH MY GOD!

Laa Laa: what is that

Dipsy: it's a hole

Laa Laa: yeah, I can see that. what's it doing there?

Dipsy: well, I woke up this morning... * slurps on coffee* then there was a hole

Laa Laa: what are you gonna do about it?

Dipsy: well, I put a rug over it

Dipsy: yeah, it fell in the hole

Laa Laa: shall we call the police or something?

Dipsy: oh yeah, I called the police yeah

Laa Laa: well, where are they?

Dipsy: they're in the hole

Laa Laa: * looks around*

Laa Laa: where is your boyfriend?

Dipsy: .......

Laa Laa: Dipsy, where is your boyfriend!?

Dipsy: he's at work

Laa Laa: oh, where does he work again?

Dipsy: in the hole

Laa Laa: god! how deep even is this thing!?

Laa Laa: * takes Dipsy's mug and drops it in the hole*

Dipsy: that was my favorite mug.... now it's in the hole... * rip Dipsy's mug*

Laa Laa: Dipsy, do you even know what this thing is? like for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gate way to hell or... 

Laa Laa: * looks up to Dipsy* * Dipsy isn't there*

Laa Laa: Dipsy? Dipsy!? * thinks he fell down the hole* DIPSYYYYY!!!!!!!????

Dipsy: hey, what's up a got a snack * takes bite out of apple*

Laa Laa: Dipsy, will you please take this seriously!

New Born: * crawls out of hole*

Laa Laa: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dipsy: * pulls out gun and shoots the New Born*

New Born: * ded*

Laa Laa: what was that!?

Dipsy: a hole person ( New Born) * throws apple in the hole*

Laa Laa: where did it come from?!

Dipsy: * looks at her*

Laa Laa: right! the hole! yeah! dude, why are you being so calm about this!?

Dipsy: I'm more worried about the space octopus

Laa Laa: what space octopus?

Dipsy: * points out the window*

Laa Laa: * looks out window and gets snatched by the space octopus*

Dipsy: that one

Dipsy: * puts hand in pocket and finds the movie Laa Laa was looking for* oh, here it is

Dipsy: * drops it in the hole on accident* oh sh*t



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