Dipsy: * opens the door to see a random tubby there* * gasps*
random tubby: oh hello there son
Dipsy: * about to talk* * walks away*
Dipsy: Ron, there is a man in our living room and say's he's my dad.
Ron: no Dipsy, he's a preacher
Dipsy: my dad's a preacher?
Ron: he's here so we can confess our sins Dipsy.
Dipsy: but we haven't committed any sins... well except that for... OH NO!!
Ron: * walks up to the tubby* father we something to confess...
Ron: you see we-
Dipsy: * stabs him so he could shut up*
Ron: .... excuse us....
Ron: you stabbed me....
Dipsy: you can't prove that
Ron: Dipsy, you're literally red handed
Dipsy: shhhh.... * touches Ron's face with blood all over his hand*
Ron: I'm going back in there
Ron: father, look- we had-
* bell rings*
Ron: huh?-
Dipsy: * punches him in the face*
Ron: what happened?
Dipsy: I guess you fell a sleep! * wearing boxing gloves*
Ron: why are you wearing boxing gloves?
Dipsy: why are YOU wearing boxing gloves?
Ron: I am not wearing- * wearing boxing gloves*
Ron: god damnit, Dipsy! I am doing this and you can't stop me!!
Ron: father we have fallen from grace-
Dipsy: * pulls lever to a trap door underneath Ron and watches him fall down* heheh " fallen"
Ron: father we-
Dipsy: * blows air horn*
Ron: father-
Dipsy: * air horn*
Ron: father
Dipsy: * air horn*
Ron: DIPSY!
Dipsy: * blows air horn in his face*
Ron: we just wanted to say-
Dipsy: SMOKE BOMB! * throws smoke bomb on the floor* * it doesn't work*
Ron: Dipsy w-
Dipsy: * punches him in the face again*
Ron: father we-
Dipsy: *turns on TV so they can't hear Ron*
Dutch: * holding gun*
Dipsy: take the shot! TAKE THE SHOT!! WHY AREN'T YOU TAK- WHY AREN'T YOU-
Ron: ?!
Dipsy: don't listen to him! he's an imposter! * wow pulls of Ron's face*
Dipsy: see! it's my arch nemesis! a skeleton!
Ron: * screams*
Ron: look I really just want to-
Po: package for Ron
Ron: oh? thank you!
Ron: * opens it up*
Dipsy: * punches him in the face by the package*
Ron: father I just-
Dipsy: CUT!
Tinky: ok everyone that's lunch!
Ron: WHAT THE FU-
Dipsy: * struggling to turn on his old chainsaw* hold on...
Ron: * face palm*
Ron: ok father!
Dipsy: no!
Ron: father!
Dipsy: NO!
Ron: FATHER WE HAD S*X BEFORE MARRIAGE!!
tubby:.. well that's not so bad.....
Dipsy: * sighs in relief*
Ron: also I gave birth to the anti-christ
Tubby: excuse me?
Dipsy: do you wanna meet him? * holds up Eric*
Tubby: * dies*
Dipsy: oh!
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