Malk

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Po: hey Tinky, you have anything to drink * opens up fridge*

Tinky: yeah, in the fridge

Dipsy: hey Po, uh, grab me a glass of malk

Po: they don't have any malk, but I could get you some milk

Tinky: that's what he just said

Dipsy: yeah it's just malk

Po: no you're saying it wrong, you're saying MALK like it's a disease...

Tinky: * snickers* how do you say it?

Po: I'm saying it the way everyone oughta to say it Milk M-I-L-K

Tinky: right, like 2% 

Dipsy: right whole malk

Po: no no no, say milkshake

Dipsy: Milkshake

Po: okay, now say milk

Dipsy: ..........malk

Po: are you hearing this

Tinky: yeah, the man wants a glass of molk

Po: molk?!

Tinky: give him the molk Po!!

Laa Laa: * walks in* Tinky, inside voices please...

Tinky: sorry gang.... my family 

Po: * confusion*

Laa Laa: * leaves*

Dipsy: PO! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!!!

Po: why are you yelling at me?

Tinky: just give him the fricken molk!!

Po: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!!

Dipsy: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK PO!!!!

Po: no! you're saying malk! he's saying-

Tinky: MOOOOLLLLLKKKK

Dipsy: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLKKKKK

Tinky: MOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKK

Dipsy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Po: SHUT UP! * pulls out gun*

Tinky and Dipsy: 0-0

Po: SHUT UUUPPP!!!!!!!!!

Po: * points gun towards her head*

Tinky and Dipsy: * pulls out guns* * points it towards her*

Dipsy: don't do it Po!!

Po: you're going to shoot me if I shoot myself?! that doesn't make any sense!!!

Dipsy: * points gun towards Tinky*

Tinky: * points it towards Dipsy*

Tinky: put it down !!!!

Dipsy: PUT YOUR GUN DOWN!!!

Po: PUT YOURS DOWN!!

Tinky: PUT IT DOWN NOW!!!!!!

Walten and Ron walk in

Walten and Ron: * sees them pointing guns at each other and yelling* * leaves*

Po: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!!!!

Dipsy: YOUR MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!

Po: PUT GUNS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tinky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Po: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


Po: and then we pull the trigger... all of us

Dipsy: no, we're not doing anything like that

Po: why?

Dipsy: it's so dark.... * puts dead body in the oven*



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