weird Slendytubbies vines

confession

Walten: you ready for this?

Tinky: not really

Walten: it'll be fine! * kisses him on the cheek*

* both open the door* * Shadow sitting there*

Walten: Shadow we have something to tell you-

Tinky: * turns to the side and throws up*

Tinky: I think that went well!

Walten: you threw up and we both left

Tinky: that's all in the past!

Walten: it was literally 30 seconds ago...

Tinky: that's a matter of opinion

Walten: no it isn't. let's try again.

* both walk in the other room again*

Walten: Shadow, we have something to tell you

Tinky: * chloroforms himself* * passes out*

Tinky: I chloroformed myself didn't I?

Walten: yeah, you did

Tinky: * tries to do it again*

Walten: * slaps it out of his hands* don't do it again!

Walten: look- you take the lead this time

* both walk into the room again*

Tinky: GYDNDUSYGYREUGMXAHEFGMGRXUMU!

Tinky: see the thing is Walten and I-

Tinky: * pulls out gun* I'll just kill him

Walten: woah, woah!! * tries to take gun away from him*

Tinky: LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!

Walten: NO!

Tinky: mum! dad! I'm gay!

Walten: you don't even have parents! and wrong!

Tinky: IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY!

Walten: * fighting with him for the gun* NO!

Tinky: when two people spend a lot of time together-

Walten: where are your legs!?

Tinky: .......

Tinky: * starts speaking German*

Walten: nein! * German for no*

Tinky: Shadow-

* Tinky from the future pops up*

Tinky from the future: I'm from the future! tell him he's ugly!

Tinky: you're chubby!

Walten: you can't even get THAT right!?

Tinky: * starts... um*

* both still fighting over the gun*

Walten: Tinky!... TINKY!

Tinky: give me the... no!

Tinky: I'm really bad at this am I?

Walten: yeah, Shadow is never gonna know about us...

Tinky: oh, THAT'S what we're doing!

Tinky: * walks out room*

Tinky: Shadow, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I am dating your brother!

Shadow: what-

Tinky: * shoots him with gun*

Walten: !?

Tinky: WHOOPS!