Po: hello kids! I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach you about them. They're the colors of all the things you see, and red is me the color of awesome things!
Shadow: * walks up behind her*
Po: like hearts, and rose's, and mars, but most importantly love-
Shadow: * pushes her off to the side a little* blood, blood, blood
Everyone: hooray!
My friend: * confusion*
Me: |:3
Arrow: * nervously walks up* hi, I'm orange like Mac and Cheese. Let's name other orange things now if you please. You got pumpkins, and tigers, and the desert sand.
Shadow: prescription bottles...
Arrow: monarch butterflies are your orange friends... La la la la la la Che-
Shadow: PILLS
Everyone: hooray
Arrow: what are you doing?
Shadow: * smirks* what I was born to do...
Laa Laa: you can probably guess Yellow's pretty fun-
Shadow: JAUNDICE!
Laa Laa: you can find it on a bus or the rays of the sun!
Shadow: JAUNDICE!
Laa Laa: if you ask me yellow's number one!
Shadow: LIVER FAILURE!
Laa Laa: * confused* if you like yellow or sour, then ty a lemon
Everyone: Jaundice!!
Laa Laa: DANG IT!!
Dipsy: * reading the script* I once ate a bug that was the color green * confused* but the ER said it was a poisonous thing.
Me and my friend: * wheezing*
Shadow: * nodding and pleasantly listening*
Dipsy: so that's why I threw up green and inside that green was chunks of green ( that sounds scary..)
Tinky: * concerned*
Ron: * disgusted but thinks it's funny any other way*
Dipsy: I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green... hooray! * confused*
Shadow: * happy*
Ron: why didn't you change that one?
Shadow: I like that verse UwU
Ron: * sigh* the ocean is a place where many creatures live * says it kind of depressingly*
Shadow: NIGHTMARES!!
Ron: * just wants to get this over with* it's the deep blue sea-
Shadow: * interrupts him* and it will kill you to death!
Ron: and it's mysterious...
Shadow: especially if you're on Titanic. So let that sink in, pun intended.
Dipsy: hooray!
Ron: * gives up and walks away*
Tinky: don't blow this for us man * lightly pushes Shadow away*
Shadow: * mad now*
Tinky: come on...
White: oooooooo, he's in trouble
Tinky: * doesn't really wanna do this* purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac
Shadow: REEEEEEEEEEEEE * tasers him*
Tinky: * oofs*
Dipsy: :0 * watching*
Po: * scared*
Laa Laa: * expected that*
Shadow: * threatens everyone with taser*
Dipsy: hooray!
Ron: * slaps him across the face* you dumb*ss
Po: O-O
Claw: I guess it's my turn... * scared*
Me: Shadow don't you dare touch the broken baby!!
Claw: there are brown things like dirt... * trembling*
Shadow: * holds taser close to Claw's neck*
Claw: I uh..... can't remember the rest of the words.... Please don't... hurt... me
Shadow: * tasers him anyway*
My friend: * trying to hold me back from killing Shadow*
Walten: nuuu
Dipsy: hooray
Ron: are you drunk or something?
Walten: * tries to grab taser from Shadow* White things include-
Shadow: all broken bones * yanks taser away from Walten's hands*
Walten: and doves and paper and- * jumps onto Shadow and continues to try to grab the taser from him*
Shadow: and rabies foam * shakes Walten off*
Walten: * almost falls off him* there's ivory-
Shadow: worth a lot of money * uses his powers to make Walten float* if you want to buy some then email me!
Walten: * accidentally lets go and hovers over near Ron*
Dipsy: hooray!
Shadow: * threatens them again* black is the color of emptiness. I feel it in my soul because I'm an emotional mess!
Tinky: RAAAAHHHH * jumps on top of him and tackles him to the floor*
Shadow: * punches and kicks him*
Tinky: * punches him in the face hardly causing Shadow to pass out*
Everyone: :0.... Back to normal!!
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Humorsomething to make you all laugh UwU prepare for my stupidity
