weird Slendytubbies vines

cake

Tinky: * sitting in front of a cake*

Tinky: okay. first question: can I eat you?

Dipsy/ the cake: No, Tinky! you can't eat me!

Tinky: what if I gave you a hat?

Dipsy: if you eat me, I will die!

Tinky: second question: why are you a cake?

Dipsy: I... insulted a wizard

Tinky: they do have funny hats

Dipsy: that's what I said!

Dipsy: so... you gonna help me?

Tinky: * takes slice of cake* yeah. now how do I * about to eat the slice*

Dipsy: PUT ME DOWN!!

Tinky: sorry! sorry- accident. I didn't... you look really good

Tinky: wait! maybe science has the answer?

Tinky: * has a cool lab coat on* 

Tinky: * turns around to a whiteboard in front of him* if my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse wizard magic is high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride, commonly found in... stomach acids. oh my god, Dipsy...

Tinky: * turns around and faces Dipsy* GET IN MY MOUTH.

Dipsy: stop trying to eat me!

Tinky: * hits whiteboard causing it to collapse*

Laa Laa: hey, that's a cake. can I have a slice?

Tinky: fine...

Laa Laa: * about to take a slice*

Dipsy: LAALI, DON'T! IT'S ME!

Laa Laa: oh, Dips is a cake!

Tinky: yep

Laa Laa: did you insult a wizard again?

Dipsy: yes!

Tinky: and he won't let me eat him!!

Laa Laa: what?! did you offer him a hat?

Tinky: yes!

Laa Laa: weird...

Dipsy: guys, I really wanna stop being a cake!!

Laa Laa: hey, what if the wizard sent you on a spirt quest?

Tinky: mmm! maybe you need to learn a life lesson?

Dipsy: ok, like what?

Laa Laa: well, you're not very generous.

Tinky: yeah! you know a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CAKE!

Dipsy: the cake IS your friend!

Tinky: you're a liar!

Laa Laa: hold on! I've got it!

Laa Laa: perfect!

Dipsy: yeah, you just put googly eyes on me...

Laa Laa: well you look more like you used to.

Tinky: oh Dipsy, you're back!

Dipsy: no, still a cake!

Dipsy: anymore bright ideas

Tinky: * holds up a box of candles*

Tinky: * puts final lit candle on Dipsy*

Dipsy: now I'm on fire! and still a cake!

Laa Laa: okay, okay. I've got this

Laa Laa: * puts Dipsy's hat on him*

Dipsy: now I just have my hat on!

Tinky: you look good though!

Dipsy: I feel good

Tinky: good enough to eat?

Dipsy: NO!!

Tinky: * turns around and hits another whiteboard*

Dipsy: look, do you guys actually know how to turn me back into a tubby?

both: no... is that what we were doing?

Dipsy: great... I'll just keep on being a cake...

Po: * poofs out of no where* yes it is me- * turns around and faces them* 

Po: Yes! it is me! the wizard who turned your friend into a cake!

Po: and if you ever want to see him again... you must answer me these riddles three! number on-

Tinky: * punches her in the face*

Dipsy: * turns back into a tubby* I'm back!

Laa Laa: oh hey Dips

Tinky: hey man* turns to Laa Laa* where'd the cake go?

Dipsy: how did you know punching a wizard would bring me back?

Tinky: what, no! I just really hate wizards!

Laa Laa: she did have a funny hat...

Dipsy: yeah,that's what I said!

Tinky: haha, high five!

Dipsy: * raises his arm*

Tinky: eurgh...

Dipsy: * looks at his arm* * half of it is missing*

Dipsy: WHERE'S MY ARM!?

Tinky: I only had, like, one slice!

Dipsy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!