Yeti: today my friend told me
Arrow: dude, you know what, Claw is always messing with us, why don't you mess with him?
I go like
Yeti: what should I do?
He goes like
Arrow: why don't you prank call him?
I go
Yeti: dude! That's a good idea!!
Like a little kid I go and pick up the phone I was like beep bop beep * makes phone ring sound*
Arrow: * giggles*
* makes phone ring sound again*
Yeti: we're so stupid!
Claw: * picks up phone* hello?
Yeti: hello sir * sounds like a girl* hi this the front desk
Arrow: * wheezing in the background*
Yeti: listen, we're having a report of lots of noise coming from your room. Do you think you could please keep it down?
Claw: oh I'm sorry fool... I didn't know I was making noise...
Yeti: thank you sir, please keep it down
Claw: ok... * hangs up*
10 minutes later... called him back. * phone ringing sound*
Yeti: * giggles*
* phone ringing sounds*
Yeti: * laughs* shut up dude shut up
Claw: * sounds pissed* hello?
Yeti: HELLO SIR!!
Claw: ;-;
Arrow: * trying to contain himself*
Yeti: hi front desk again, listen obviously you didn't understand what i said earlier about the noise! YOU NEED TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!
Claw: but I'm not making-
Yeti: SIR LISTEN!!!
Claw: * scared*
Yeti: you either keep the noise down... or we're gonna call the authorities.
Claw: * pissed* ok... I'm sorry...
Yeti: thank you
And before I hung up the phone I said this
Yeti: damn Mexicans * hangs up*
Arrow: :0
Claw: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Me: >:0
Woooh, you guys swear to god the Mexican Revolution started all over again man! He was mad!! He came running over to the room right he started pounding on the door right
Claw: * pounding on the door* OPEN THE DOOR!
Arrow and Yeti: * laughing*
Yeti: ah! We got em we got em we got em we got em!!
Arrow: alright dude shut up! * can't contain himself*SHUT UP!!
Claw: * opens the door*
Arrow: * laying on Yeti's lap* was up dude? * trying to act normal*
Yeti: * hiding his laughter*
Claw: fool you're not gonna believe it! This hotel is racist!!
Yeti: REALLY!!? * wheezing a bit*
Arrow: why do you say that?
Claw: the lady at the front desk... she doesn't like Mexicans!!
Yeti: well what are you gonna do about it?
Claw: fool Ima go shoot her!
Arrow and Yeti: * look at each other scared and back at Claw*
Yeti: dude, don't go shooting anybody! Maybe you need just go talk to her, talk- Arrow tell him
Arrow: yeah you should go talk-
Claw: fool that's what Ima go do!
So he starts walking away and I'm like
Yeti: Arrow... we gotta see this
Ok so we start following him towards the lobby right, Claw gets mad halfway and starts running I'm like
Yeti: dude don't run!
Me and Arrow HERCULES HERCULES! Trying to run, Claw makes it to the lobby like 30 seconds before we do right and keep in mind, the girls at the counter they don't know what's going on they're doing their job, they're checking people in they're giving out keys right they're like
Walten: ok thank you please come again, here you go, all right here's your key, sign here
And here comes Claw right
Claw: okay! Which one of you b*tches hates Mexicans?!
And they started freaking out like
White: OH MY GOD! There's an angry Latino!
Walten: * looks at her shocked* what you just say!?
White: oh my god it's not my fault the Raiders lost ok!
Claw: * confusion*
White: don't take it out on me please ok!!
So he keeps yelling at them going back and forth this and that, finally Arrow and I make it to the lobby all winded right
Yeti: * breathing heavily* Claw! Claw don't do it man! Dude don't do it!
Claw: fool shut up you don't know what's going on!!
Yeti: Claw I can explain everything!!
Claw: fool shut the hell up!!
All of a sudden a security guard comes in, grabs Claw and starts trying to put him down and I'm like oh should I let this get out of hand, I gotta break this up
Shadow: * trying to hold Claw down*
Yeti: * walks up to Claw* Claw let me explain!
Claw: * going with the flow* fool shut the hell up!
So I grabbed his ear and said
Yeti: * sounds like a girl* SIR!!!
Claw: Ō^Ō
Yeti: You're gonna need to keep the noise down!!
Arrow: * wheezing and applauding*
Claw: fool... was that you
Yeti: yes sir
Claw: * mad af* you're an *sshole fool...
Yeti: I know sir... but it was funny huh!?
Claw: * pulls his arm back from Shadow and punches Yeti in the face*
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