Tinky: * taking notes*
some tubby: * ded on da floor*
Miles: what happened here
Dutch: suicide...
Miles: how'd he do it?...
Dutch: well... he took this gun * points gun to his head*, and he- * accidentally shoots himself*
Tinky: * drops notes* HOLY SH*T!!!!
Miles: WHAT THE B*TCH????!!!!
Miles: WHO DOES THAT?!!
Tinky: THAT WAS SO IRRESPONSIBLE!!!
Dipsy: what the hell is happening here?!
Miles: he shot himself!
Dipsy: how'd that happen!?
Miles: he just took this gun * grabs gun and points it to his head* and he- * shoots himself*
Dipsy: * gasp*
Tinky: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
Dipsy: he was 17 years from retirement...
Grant: we heard gunshots, is everyone alright?
Laa Laa: What's going on?! * notices dead bodies*
Laa Laa: OH GOD!
Grant: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dipsy: well, * grabs gun and points it toward his neck* they keep taking this gun and-
Tinky: NO NO NO NO!
Dipsy: * shoots himself*
Tinky: SON OF A B*TCH!!!
Grant: well thanks to you I didn't hear what he said!
Laa Laa: oh, it's really simple. he picked up this gun * grabs gun* put to his head- * points gun to her head and shoots herself*
Tinky: OH!
Grant: AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
Po: oh no, my twin sister!!
Tinky: where did you come from?!
Po: what ha-
Tinky: no! no! don't you ask him!!
Po: * whispers* what happened?
Grant: * whispers* well you see * grabs gun* he picked up the gun
Grant: * holds it* like this
Po: okay
Grant: * grabs pillow, puts it between the gun and his head* he put the gun to his head
Po: with a pillow?
Grant: * voice is muffled* like this
Po: okay..
Grant: and he pulled the trigger * shots himself*
Po: OOOOHHH!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!
Tea: Oh no! MY twin brother!
Tinky: why are so many of you twins?!
Po and Tea: nepotism
Tinky: oh yeah, that makes sense...
Tea: so what happened
Po: so he took this gun * grabs gun and points it at him* and he- * shoots Tea*
Po: .... now that ain't right * points gun to her head and shoots herself*
Tinky: I hate this job....
Shadow: * in the doorway*
Tinky: please... please don't ask
Shadow: * smirks* Wwwwhhhhaaaaaaaat haaaapppppeeeeeennnnneeeeedddd?
Tinky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA * points gun to his head*
a few years later
Walten: * looking at a picture of Tinky* * crying*
their children ( they're adopted)- Beau ( 15), Ruby ( 13), and Baxter ( 9): * standing next to him*
Baxter: papa, what happened to daddy?
Walten: * turns to them with* * points gun to his head* well honey!
the end ( don't commit suicide or this may actually happen)
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