Slendytubbies office

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( no I'm not talking about the show) ( this one may be offensive...)


Tink: my name is Tinky Winky, I've worked here for about six years now. you know I really do love working here it's just we all have a lotta laughs, heh

~ few minutes later ~

Tink: F*ck off Yeti I'm not going to your f*cking baby shower


Infected Walten: you're disgusting, you're f*cked you know that


Ron: get your sh*t together!

Dipsy * drunk*


Claw * drinks water, spits it out and throws bottle*: it tastes like f*cking c*ck


Scythe: I'll hit you *sshole

White: no!


Shadow * walks up to Laa Laa's desk*

Laa Laa: the f*ck you doing here?


Po: I definitely work in a cubicle so I sit all day, so in order to get any exercise I just walk around the office like this sometimes and I was getting a little tired of being called curry in a hurry.


Po * spills bowl of candy to see what they have*: why the f*ck you don't have good candy!

Dipsy * drunk* *  looks at her*: uhhhhhhhh

Po: put it on your list of things to do!

Dipsy: ok...


Noo Noo: this is it. this is the big gig. 

Tink: hey

Noo Noo: what do you want you f*cking troll


Noo Noo: uh took me a little bit of time to find a spot you know that is.. far enough away from a daycare or- or like a dentist like a children-children's dentist

Dipsy * still drunk*: hello mother*ckers 

Ron * on his back*: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Arrow: well my name is Arrow, I'm a run accounting here. I believe in my god, the only god... like working here it's great. 


Arrow: Ron's a great guy, you know mostly through the first half of the day. this- today kind of goes by, he- we get a little more distant now, that's fine. ( me: awww you little nervous bean you! >w<)

Ron * in the distance *: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Dipsy:  FOR NARNIA!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dipsy: I've been clean for a very long time!

Tink: you're f*cking drunk


Miles: I came three times under my desk today only one of which was with my hand

Anne: wheeze


Dutch: Miles is my boss, and he's a piece of c*ck!

Conor: Miles... he's an *sshole

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