The Crackhead Chronicles Of The Six Strange Swans

A/N WELCOME!

Welcome to the crazy crackhead chronicles of the Salbizummus family! (Fair worn the name is also nonsense, but that's just us being us *winks*). As stated in the title, this book is a collection of crazy Cimorelli one shots and other random shenanigans. We are a bunch of random weirdos who like to read, write, and discuss peculiar topics. For instance, our title was created using a random word generator and our love for alliteration. Anyway, we hope you all enjoy and stick along for this long, wild, and crazy ride!

Meet the family:

Nugget: 19- Mom 1: superstar bada$$ who's a triple threat

KJay: 18 - Mom 2: crackhead queen with a heart of gold

Cubby: 17 - Mom 3: sweet savage who will go all mumma bear mode and hug you but will also punch the face of the person who hurt you

Peaches: 17 - Middle child but
never looked over and still lit and will make you laugh for hours on end/ hamster

Muffin: 15 - Child 2: a smol bean who will make you smile until your cheeks hurt

Cupcakes: 14 - infant/turtle: will stan everything and highkey roast you but then give you a list on why you matter to the universe

Stay tuned for a more detailed intro :)

Now, some emojis that literally define who we are:

😎🥺😂😋😑🤦‍♀️👌🤯🐼🤬✍️🇺🇸🇬🇧

But mainly this one: 😎

Because sometimes we may FALL BACK but we always get right back up 'cause the grind and vibe never stops.

~⭐️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤⭐️~

Salbizummus, signing off