Title was too long lol:
The Crackhead Chronicles of the Six Strange Swans: A Cimorelli One Shot Collection (And other random shorts)
Just a whole lotta randomness and crackhead energy
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5 pm rolls around on this particular Friday. It's early spring in Florida , so it's warm enough to wear vans and shorts and tshirts outside. Emilia and Ramisa hop on their long boards and cruise over to their cousins house.
They pass the wonderful diverse collection of palm trees that line each side of the streets. The flowers pop with their intense yellows and pinks and greens.
Ramisa, who happened to be about two feet ahead of Emilia, abruptly stops herself on her board and sticks her arms out to stop Emilia who stumbles off hers.
"Oi you fuckin wanker!" Ramisa screams at the old mustang who's emitting strong toxic fumes. The driver flips her off and keeps going, not having a care in the world of running the red.
"You know... Florida has shit drivers." Emilia comments.
"That's Florida for ya brotha." Ramisa shakes her head.
They skate across the bridge, and up and down more streets until finally arriving at their younger cousins house.
Emilia knocks and then opens the door, realizing she has no patience for someone to answer.
"Yooo! Cuppa!" Emilia yells through the house.
"Love that you even bothered knocking." Kate says, emerging from her room.
"Yo come on, you want cake or not?" Emilia says. Ramisa has already found some cereal she's helped herself to.
"I mean... yes. I do." Kate says.
"Awesome, but first.... sunset at the pier! Let's go checkered gang!" Emilia screams, noticing how they all have checkered slip on vans. Emilia has yellow, Ramisa has black and Kate has a light blue color on hers.
"First I need to clean up Owyn's-"
"We'll be late Kate!" Emilia yells more, pulling the smaller girl by her arm and into the garage for Kate to get her board.
Ramisa hops off the kitchen counter, placing her empty cereal bowl on top of the fridge. "Wait a minute I feel like that's not suposoe to be there...." Ramisa says outloud to no one since the other two aren't even in the house anymore.
Ramisa shrugs and heads out as well. Finally the girls are skating to the marine near their houses. The wheels make a timely patterned sound across the wooden planks as they roll father down the long pier. They get to the end and rest against the railings. Swinging their feet over so they dangle over the sparkling water, complimentary of the suns rays.
The sun drops farther into the horizon, the sky creating a cotton candy gradient for all those lucky enough to witness. The sounds of the calm water are few sounds to be heard on the peaceful pier.
Once the distinct ball in the sky is completely hidden for the next twelve hours or so, the afterglow takes over. Some would argue the afterglow of a sunset is even more beautiful. It's the most golden you'll ever witness the universe.
The peaceful moment is interrupted by Kate's grumbling stomach. "Okay... I really want cake."
The twins laugh and they all leave the pier, and skate to the grocery store to get the neccisary ingredients.
They return to Emilia and Ramisa's house and set out everything they need. "On tonight's menu is a lovely cake that plays out a scene of a magic forest filled with frogs and fairies and mushrooms." Emilia announces.
"How in the foookin elll are ya gonna pull that one off Elmo?" Ramisa asks, sitting at one of the stools, swinging her legs.
"Well Dazz..."
"Let me guess." Kate cuts her off. "✨manifestation✨".
"Correct! I drew it all out last night." Emilia opens her blue and gold journal and slides it over to her younger relatives. Kate and Ramisa look at the hand drawn cake design Emilia sketched up and then they look at Emilia like she's completely mad.
"Sooo we gonna be here till tomorrow night?!" Ramisa says. "I think I'll get rather impatient sitting here watching you."
"You're not watching. Youre helping. Both of you." Emilia smirks
"Oh no.... okay if we get murdered by Emilia.... just know I think you're a brave soul." Ramisa tells the youngest.
"I think we both need more than bravery for this one. Perhaps actual skill..."
"Oh guys! Come on it won't be as hard as it looks. We just break it down in simple steps. We gotta... work work work it out!" Emilia sings.
For the next four hours, the trio works on making all the cake batter. They end with four layers of rounded cake stacked on a stand, two being chocolate and two being strawberry champagne. They work on the chocolate ganash icing and Emilia spreads it on with great precision.
Just as the icing is done, Kjay and Owyn walk through the door. "Oh shit there's a big cake right there." Kjay points out.
"She can see!" Ramisa says excitedly.
"Oh yeah... Kjay is sorta drunk from that lame party." Owyn says.
"Yes water, cooooney." Emilia drags Kjay to the comfortable couch in the living room that connects right to the kitchen.
"I've got it, don't worry." Owyn says, getting the pizza rolls and water.
"I don't want the water-" Kjay pushes the cup rather from her.
"If you drink two full cups you get Mark cal fairy, mushroom frog cake." Emilia bribes.
"I- what?!" Kjay yells. "Huh?? Dafuq?"
"I dunno man she's creating some wacky shit for Skatey. Elmo? I'm tapping out. The cake and icing was already too much for me. The docoration is all you G."
"Aight then...."
Kjay, Ramisa, Owyn and Kate all sit in the living room, watching movies while Emilia stays in the kitchen, turning the rather normal cake into something spectacular.
Another three hours go by and Emilia is finally done. "Kate your cake is very late but it looks great." Emilia calls from the kitchen.
They all head over and look at the ornate cake sitting proudly upon its cake stand. "Wow... I love cake." Kate smiles.
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