The Crackhead Chronicles Of The Six Strange Swans

#cubbabuggie part 2

A/N:

Nugget reporting for duty 😎🇬🇧

Yeah honestly this is just my coping mechanism

Read with caution as there is a lot of fluff and a bit of sap and definitely PDA ahead.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Aight imma go now

See ya later

P.S. haaa I didn't write something deep and depressing this time!
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"Mate, mate, mate, hey Mate." Emilia keeps repeating to her sleeping girlfriend who's in a deep sleep on their bed. Emilia groans, realizing this tactic isn't going to work. "Cubby! Cubby Bubby!" She yells louder while shaking her. Still nothing. "She gives me no choice...." Emilia says to herself. She goes to the bathroom sink and fills a cup of water before standing over Scout. Right as she is about to tip the water over Scout's head, Scout quickly reaches her hand up and knocks the cup so the water splashes on Emilia.

"Gotcha." She smiles.

"Are you kitten me?" Emilia says shocked.

"I may be a heavy sleeper but shaking me and yelling defiantly woke me up. I knew you would try water next if I just acted asleep. That's when I planned to secretly sabotage you." Scout smiles wider, rolling onto her back.

"You're so, so..."

"So what?" Scout raises her eyebrow and gives Emilia a look that makes Emilia get lost in her blue eyes.

"Uhhh...I- I don't know." She mumbles.

"You're so whipped!" Scout laughs.

Emilia sighs before laying on top of Scout. She folds her arms across Scouts chest and rests her chin n her arms to prop her head up so she can clearly see Scout's face. "Would you stop being such a twat?"

"Never, you know I'm a petty stubborn bitch."

"I know ugh, I hate you."

"Nope. You don't. You love me, Bubba."

"That's why I hate you." Emilia tries to suppress her smile.

"I can see you trying to not smile, Love." Scout smirks, knowing that nickname makes Emilia a puddle of softness.

"I give up." Emilia sighs before moving her arms out of the way to rest her head on Scout's chest. Scout wraps her arms around Emilia's waist and kisses the top of her head.

"Why were you awake before me anyway, Buggie?"

"Because we have to get ready for the dinner party tonight. I had to go through the plan again and then write down the plan again before looking over the plan to make necessary adjustments to the plan and then think about actually doing the plan before repeating of all of that. Basically....my mind is running at 80 miles an hour like usual....and my stress about everything showed up in my dreams making them unpleasant so I was happy to be awake anyway."

"Aww, Buggie. I'm sorry, it's okay. There's nothing to stress about. We will get everything done." Scout says gently, tracing random patterns on Emilia's back soothingly.

"We need to go to the store." Emilia says next. "I need salmon."

"I just picked up salmon for you yesterday?!"

"And I ate it at 4a.m. when I woke up."

"Omg, Nugs, you're such a goober."

"I couldn't help it. It was right there in the fridge. How was I not suppose to eat it right then and there?"