The Crackhead Chronicles Of The Six Strange Swans

Incorrect Quotes Part 2

A/N: Well I forgot to put an author's note in the first IQ. But it is I, the one and only Cupcake coming at ya with another chaotic one shot 😎👌💙

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SALBIZUMMUS INCORRECT QUOTES PART 2:

KJ: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Cubby: No, I said: 'KJ, don't lick the swing set' and you said, 'Don't tell me what to do, TJ'. And then you licked the swing set.
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Cubby leaving for a trip to wherever: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice. For example, 'KJ, stop doing that!' Just applies to everything.

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Cubby: I'm not drunk, just a little tipsy

Also Cubby: Some people sleep with their eyes closed, KJ.

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Nugget: *following Cubby around*

Cubby: What are you doing?

Nugget: I was told to follow my dreams

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Cupcake: Can you recommend any books that make you cry?

Muffin: General Mathematics 6th Edition

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*KJ and Nugget being carefree and drunk doing whatever the heck they please*

Peaches: How do KJ and Nugs usually get out of these messes?

Cupcake: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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KJ to everyone she hates: I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.

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Muffin: I'm quick at math

Cupcake: Okay, what's 29 x 63?

Muffin: 37

Cupcake: What??? That's not even remotely close.

Muffin: but it was quick.

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Nugget: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Cubby a bit.

Cupcake: You doodled your wedding invitations.

Nugget: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Cupcake: *nods head while slowly beginning to walk away* My mistake.

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KJ: What if I didn't go to bed and just stayed up playing Dauntless?

Cubby: Hey, I got a better idea.

KJ: What?

Cubby, gently taking the controller out of KJ's hand: What if you don't.

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Cupcake: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Nugget: You left KJ and I in a Walmart parking lot like three weeks ago and just flew away without another word.

Cupcake: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Peaches: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Nugget: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK!

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KJ: *stands up abruptly from chair, arms up in frustration* Don't correct me, child!