The Crackhead Chronicles Of The Six Strange Swans

Muffin Salbizummus

Okay, i lost my notes, so I'm gonna write anything that Will come up to my weird mind.

....alright. Oh!

My name main fake name is Muffin Salbizummus.

Sometimes I'm called

Muffin Bear or Oreo (By mama bear Cubby),

Muffie (nickname to my nickname),

Puffin named Muffin (by Nuggies),

Pluto, Otterpop, Twinnie {by my twin (who is 7 months younger), Cupcakes/Cuppy/Star, etc.}
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What else.... Aah it's so hard without any notes. I'm definitely not a person who can think fast and on the spot.

Oh I'm 15 years old girl who has a voice like a 5 years old. Also i have the height of 10 years old. I'm even shorter than my younger twin, which is embarrasing :)

My life is pretty boring as you can see from this intro...

You know what? I'll just search for my notes.

(In Spongebob Squarepants narrator's voice)

A few hours later...

Found it! It's literally just under a pile of books on my messy table 😏.

(Let's just skip the name part)
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I was born at April 2005. So, too lazy to calculate maybe i'm 15 now.

I am one of the kids in the fam. The not normal one to be precise, but oh well, no one is normal in this fam.

I have three mothers in the group, Nuggies, KJ, and Cubby.

One..idk, is peaches a child or still the drunken hamster?

Also I got a twin named Cupcakes. She's 7 months younger but we're twins ok? (I'm older than her so I can order her)

I am second youngest of the group, shortest in height and and I believe lowest in IQ.

Moving on, I'm from Earth. To be more specific in SouthEast Asia, to be more specific, in Indonesia, to be more specific in Sumatra Island, to be more specific, in Bandar Lampung City.

(Sorry, just to add words cuz basically my life is boring)

Not to be a fake fan or sth like that, just being honest here...

I stan the Salbizummus Fam more than Cimorelli now.
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Hmm... What else? 🤔

Maybe some random facts about me:

- I am not an ideal type of writer ( story can remain untouched for months, usually 24 months)

- I love random facts

- I don't like maths except for fractions, I love that.

- I love simple life

- Never been bullied, never bullies. Oh well, I ever bullied teachers but that's another story.
(Jk, I'm just teasing.....until they cry)

- Don't know my passion yet

- Still curious why I'm created or purpose of my life

- I love to draw and play music

- Love the rain

- Love formal events and outfits idk why

- Rarely smile, but Salbizummus helps me smile so much, so thx for that.

- hmmm...

That's that I think. Yeah, that's boring.

So... Yeah, that's me.

Wait, i forgot sth:

Hurt any of them, whether physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, etc..

I kill u.

Okay bye!

-Muffin Salbizummus-