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The Crackhead Chronicles Of The Six Strange Swans

Hayran Kurgu

Title was too long lol: The Crackhead Chronicles of the Six Strange Swans: A Cimorelli One Shot Collection (And other random shorts) Just a whole lotta randomness and crackhead energy 😎

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The Snotty Cow

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A screenplay by Muffin and movie script generator
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INT. QUALITY CAFE, LOS ANGELES - AFTERNOON

                          
Brave Professor DCI NUGGETS EINSTEIN is arguing with intelligent singer DI TAYLOR SWIFT. NUGGETS tries to hug TAYLOR but she shakes her off.

                          
NUGGETS
Please Taylor, don't leave me.

                          
TAYLOR
I'm sorry Nuggets, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.

                          
NUGGETS
I am such a person!

                          
TAYLOR frowns.

                          
TAYLOR
I'm sorry, Nuggets. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                          
TAYLOR leaves.

                          
NUGGETS sits down, looking defeated.

                          
Moments later, caring singer DCI CUBBY TJ barges in looking flustered.

                          
NUGGETS
Goodness, Cubby! Is everything okay?

                          
CUBBY
I'm afraid not.

                          
NUGGETS
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

                          
CUBBY
It's ... a cow ... I saw an evil cow tickle a bunch of kittens!

                          
NUGGETS
Defenseless kittens?

                          
CUBBY
Yes, defenseless kittens!

                          
NUGGETS
Bloomin' heck, Cubby! We've got to do something.

                          
CUBBY
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

                          
NUGGETS
You can start by telling me where this happened.

                          
CUBBY
I was...

                          
CUBBY fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                          
NUGGETS
Focus Cubby, focus! Where did it happen?

                          
CUBBY
Vasquez Rocks, California! That's right - Vasquez Rocks, California!

                          
NUGGETS springs up and begins to run.

                          
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

                          
NUGGETS rushes along the street, followed by CUBBY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                          
EXT. VASQUEZ ROCKS, CALIFORNIA - SHORTLY AFTER

                          
EDEN SKY a violent cow terrorises two kittens.

                          
NUGGETS, closely followed by CUBBY, rushes towards EDEN, but suddenly stops in her tracks.

                          
CUBBY
What is is? What's the matter?

                          
NUGGETS
That's not just any old cow, that's Eden Sky!

                          
CUBBY
Who's Eden Sky?

                          
NUGGETS
Who's Eden Sky? Who's Eden Sky?Only the most violent cow in the universe!

                          
CUBBY
Blinkin' knickers, Nuggets! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most violent cow in the universe!
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