The Crackhead Chronicles Of The Six Strange Swans

Incorrect Quotes Part 3

Muffin: *Sitting outside in a thunderstorm with KJ* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

KJ: Yeah me too. *smiles while looking at the sky, rain falling down her face* It'll help clean up murder.

Nugget: *walks outside to join them* You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Cubby: *points at KJ and Nugget as Muffin laughs, and runs back inside* what the fuck is wrong with the two of you?!

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Cubby: Truth or dare?

Nugget: truth.

Cubby: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?

Nugget: dare.

Cubby: go to sleep.

Nugget: I don't like this game.

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Peaches: FOUR MONTHS-

Nugget: What now?

Cupcake, suppressing laughter: It's nothing really...

Peaches: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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KJ: Look at my face.

Nugget: okay?

KJ: no no, keep looking.

Nugget: I am looking!

KJ: No you're not. Look harder.

Nugget: Is there a point to this?

KJ: Yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.

Nugget: Alright! I am!!!!!!!!

KJ: Now...does it look like I give a fuck?

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Cupcake: How long are we going to stand here and let her do that?

Muffin: Just give her a minute.

Peaches: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

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"If they had walking trails at a mental hospital, they could just call it psycho paths."

- KJ probably somewhere, sometime in her life

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Nugget: Guys, I have to tell you a secret.

Cupcake: Whatty?

Nugget: I like Cubby.

KJ: I thought you said it was a secret.

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KJ: I heard you and Nugget had a fight.

Cubby: Yeah, I told her to leave and take what's hers.

KJ: Whoa, what did she do?

Cubby: She picked me up and carried me out of the house.

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Nugget: *sneezes*

KJ: shUT THE FUCK UP

Nugget: -_-

KJ: That was an accident. I didn't mean to say that.

Nugget: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLY SAY SHUT THE FUCK UP

KJ: It's a blessing and a curse.

Nugget: Imma slap you coon.

KJ: Do it I dare you.

Nugget: shUT THE FUCK UP

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KJ: Here's a fun idea- we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.

Cubby: we are not doing that.

Peaches: *walking into the room laughing, nodding, and pointing at KJ* Ayyyy, Mistlefoe!

Cubby: Don't encourage her!

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Muffin: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?

KJ: Not to brag or anything *smirks, flicks leather jacket, puts on shades, kicks feet up on coffee table* BUt I don't even need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Muffin: *runs in with news article on phone* Did you hear what happened to ASC?!

KJ: She died of natural causes.

Peaches: ...

KJ: What?

Peaches: You pushed her off the roof.

KJ: So what? Gravity is natural.

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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." - Cubby probably somewhere, sometime in her life

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Cupcake: You're violent.

Muffin: Yeah but I'm short so it's adorable.

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Cubbabuggie: *exists*

Cubby: What are you doing?

Nugget: Appreciating fine art and literature.

Cubby: But you're just looking at your section of the album.

Nugget: Your point?

KJ: *Walks past open door, sipping coffee* Egotistical.

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~ Cupcake 😎👌💙