Did I find and extort the hell out of a loophole? Yes. Yes I did
tw: sick shits
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The bois were planning on going to prom together. That was until the text in the group chat.
Boy In Red: guys i have to cancel
Angry Smol: pls dont tell meh its cuz u b cheating on us
Tall Ass: WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD
Tall Ass: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Tall Ass: NOW IMMA BE PARONID AS HELL
Fucking Pans Since 1800: jere calm down babe
Fucking Pans Since 1800: it's probably fine
Boy In Red: i sick
Angry Smol: u was perfectly fine at school?
Tall Ass: FUCK HE'S CHEATING ON US
Boy In Red: 1. it's called acting richard
Boy In Red: 2. jere calm the fuck down i ain't cheating on you guys
Fucking Pans Since 1800: now that thats out of the way
Fucking Pans Since 1800: ill b over in 5
Tall Ass: not if i get there first
Fucking Pans Since 1800: stfu u 2 practically live together which is so not fair
Angry Smol: ye
Angry Smol: he gets michael time like 24/7
Boy In Red: oop jere u making da babes jealous
Tall Ass: oh well
Boy In Red: there is screeching on my street
Boy In Red: ummm....
Angry Smol: is that good or bad?
Boy In Red: nah its fine
Boy In Red sent a picture
Angry Smol: what they saying
Boy In Red: what i could pick up was:
Boy In Red: Jake: NOT FUCKING TODAY SATAN
Jere: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I AM SATAN
*running noises and some other shits*
Jere: I crave affection
Boy In Red: and now they making out i think
Boy In Red: imma just-
Angry Smol: ok well imma hurry it up and get my ass there
Michael opened up his bedroom window where he had a clear shot of Jake and Jeremy making out. "HEY YO STOP MAKING OUT AND COME GIVE ME ATTENTION"
The two burned red as they walked to the front door which they opened with Jeremy's key after arguing for like 2 minutes over who was gonna open the door.
During that whole time Michael stared at his ceiling just repeating "Idiots. I'm in love with fucking idiots."
After they greeted Michael's moms they made their way upstairs to find Michael half-dead on the floor.
Jeremy's first reaction was "Oof you are not looking too hot hun."
"No shit captain obvious. I'm fucking dying."
Jake didn't say anything and just joined Michael on the floor. Michael nuzzled into his side.
"Ahh. So it's one of those sick days." Jeremy joined his boyfriends on the floor.
After a while of just cuddling on the floor Jake asked where Rich was. Rich then promptly kicked open the door and screeched "WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
"DON'T FUCKING BREAK MY DOOR!!"
"Oh so we just chilling? Kay." Rich laid down on top of the three of them.
"Rich I love you, but why must you do this?" Jeremy groaned.
"Don't act like I weigh a lot. We all know I don't."
"Fair."
They ended up deciding this was better than prom.
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ha ha ha. I cheated.
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Musical Fluff Month
FanfictionI gonna hope I don't fuck this up. pure fluff for a month. One oneshot every day if I can stay on top if it. Yeah. Oh yeah, DEH, BMC, and Hamilton. Maybe other shows if I get ideas. A lot of gay. Updates probably at obscure hours of the night.
