Hello
Hello. Who are you, and how did you get my number?
It's me.
Who's "me"?
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
Well then, who are you?
To go over
What?
Everything
Is this one of my friends from before Hogwarts?
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
No, medecine will.
But I ain't done much healing
So you're not a healer... ok?
Hello, can you hear me?
Buying a wizphone 1 was a terrible idea. Spammers. Wait. Is that a feature of a new wizphone? Having the texts spoken aloud to you? Sounds like an easy way to have your information stolen. Must be a useless, pricey version. Pricey. Expensive. Superior... I MUST have it. Does Potter have it? Say, do you know Potter?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
Ahh... you're an Ilvermorny nut. Yankee.
When we were younger and free, I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet.
I AM NO LONGER A DEATHEATER! I'm GLAD the light won, the world fell at your feet. Viva... Potter. Ugh.
There's such a difference between us, and a million miles
Didn't know the US was a million miles away. Say, who are you?
Hello from the other side
Yankee, deatheater... crazy... bad at geography... hmm.
I must've called a thousand times
No, I just got the wizphone 1. Did I get it LATE?!?
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
What'dja do?
But when I call, you never seem to be home
Did you call Malfoy Manor?
Hello from the outside
Are you outside my manor? Are you a stalker?!?
At least, I can say that I've tried
An American Deatheater Crazy Useless At Geography Stalker? An ADCUAGS?!?
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
Are you Astoria Greengrass? If so, sayonara. Don't tell Blaise I said hi.
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
Dramatic... are you PANSY PARKINSON? If so, it's ok. Really. REALLY. REALLY AND TRULY. 100%. Please. Move on. I forgive you. 100%. Forever. Now leave me.
Hello, how are you?
You already said hi..?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
No no, keep talking... Tell me more. Like, for starters, your name
I hope that you're well
Well, yeah
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?
... "town where nothing happened" , are you talking about Malfoy Manor? You're right, it is the size of a town. But so much happened! I became a deatheater, VOLDEMORT lived there... SO MUCH.
It's no secret that the both of us
Are what? Mortal enemies?
Are running out of time
Wait, WHAT? Are you trying to kill me or something?
So hello from the other side
As in... death?!?
I must've called a thousand times
Wait, are you dead tho? Are you calling me... from beyond?
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
You're repeating yourself, Spirit. You've already said that.
But when I call, you never seem to be home
You're still repeating yourself, siriusly.
Hello from the outside
So are you a Kreacher from beyond?
At least, I can say that I've tried
To do WHAT?!? Merlin, you're frustrating.
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
Here we go again
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
Nothing is tearing me apart! Siriusly, who are you?
Ooh, anymore
Err... anymore is a lovely word, I guess
Ooh, anymore
Ok...
Anymore
Your point..?
Hello from the other side
Well, hello. I feel like we've been here before.
I must've called a thousand times
Really, now?
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
WHAT ON BLOODY EARTH DID YOU DO?!? Merlin... I sound like a Weasley... eugh
But when I call, you never seem to be home
I try.
Hello from the outside
Ok, I give in, you must have called 1,000 times! Merlin! You keep repeating yourself!
At least, I can say that I've tried
Well you've done a brilliant job of it, YOU KEEP REPEATING YOURSELF!!
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
Yeesh, here we go again.
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
Siriusly, nothing is tearing me apart.
LOL 😂 You were so confused.
What? Of COURSE I was confused, you sounded like you were singing or something, not texting... oh.
Oh wow it took you that long?!?
Well I don't text sing to random people! Speaking of which, who are you?
Hermione Granger
Ahhh... hey does that mean you've changed your mind?
Well... I guess so.
YES!!
Oh no.
Haha, Granger is my girlfriend!!!!
🤦♀️ I regret changing my mind already.
😘
"Hello" by Adele
JKR owns HP, not me :..(
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