"What the fuck?"
"I SAID WHAT I SAID!"
"Why the fuck would I want to have a child?" Levi continued to eye me with confusion.
bc society says u should & i wanna stay alive xoxo
"An heir???? UNLESS??? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE?????" I frowned, scooting further away from him.
CONSPIRACY
"I don't have a fucking kid."
THAT'S HARSH LANGUAGE TO USE ABT UR CHILD
"LEVI!" I gasped, "WHAT WOULD YOUR CHILD SAY???"
IF I WAS HIS KID I WOULD BE CRYING
"NOTHING I DON'T HAVE A CHILD!"
OH MY GOD I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF A CHILD-
"IM SO SORRY BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN BE A GOOD MOTHER TO YOUR CHILD! I MEAN- I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF-"
"-Y/N I DON'T HAVE A KID."
OH WELL-
"IM JUST SAYING- I WOULD BE A BAD MOTHER!"
"Then why the fuck would you suggest having an heir?" Levi let out a long exasperated sigh.
BECAUSE I DONT WANT YOU TO KILL ME
"BECAUSE I VALUE MY LIFE??????? IS IT THAT HARD TO GRASP?????"
IS IT INSANE OF ME TO NOT WANT DEATH????
"Was there ever a threat on your life?"
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE IT?"
"NO???"
"YES????????"
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU START EXPLAINING HOW ALONE WE WERE?????
"Why the fuck would I go through all this trouble just to murder you on the road?" Levi scoffed.
I DONT KNOW YOU SEEM CAPABLE OF IT
"Then why did you???? Start telling me about how alone we were????????"
YOU BASICALLY SAID THAT NO ONE WAS GOING TO HEAR MY SCREAM
I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE TERRIFIED
!!!
"Are you an idiot?"
YES !!! AND PROUD !!!
"Did you not know that?"
"Apparently not," he groaned.
so you're finally realizing what you walked into ok we stan.
"Ah well, you're stuck with this idiot now so you should get used to it :/"
"I might take you up on that murder thing now."
"NO?? PLEASE DONT??? I VALUE MY LIFE!"
THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO GET RID OF ME
for example paying me off-
good idea
"Calm down I'm not going to fucking kill you-"
"-Then why would you start talking about how 'empty these roads should be' ?????" I frowned.
WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE IMPLYING ?????
"You have to be kidding me-" Levi continued to mutter quietly to himself.
YOU ARE READING
tidal (Levi x Reader)
Fanfiction"As soon as I was born I was shipped off to a back corner of the royal palace and forgotten." Y/N L/N is the forgotten 13th princess of the Kingdom of Sina. As soon as she turns 18 she will be cast aside and used in a political marriage. Levi Ackerm...
