"Kuchel has great taste in secluded spots in the woods miles away from civilization," I mused settling down on the large picnic blanket the coachman had spread out before leaving.
And now we're all alone.
"I'm not going to kill you," Levi groaned walking up beside me.
YEAH RIGHT
"I'm not sure I trust you that much," I rolled my eyes.
SO UHH WE'RE HERE NOW BUT WHAT'S NEXT
"Just sit there quietly I'm going to do work," Levi pulled out a stack of papers from a bag.
WHAT
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO AWKWARDLY DO CUTE COUPLE THINGS
THIS IS A WAR CRIME
"What are your opinions on h*nd h*lding? Do you think the King should ban it? Or are you chill with that sort of nasty stuff?" I asked after a few minutes of silence.
TBH I FIND IT REPULSIVE
"What are your opinions on tax reforms?" Levi replied- not even bothering to look away form his papers.
YOU KNOW ITS A HUGE SHAME THAT I GOT ALL DRESSED UP TODAY FOR THIS
"SO YOU'RE OK WITH H*ND H*LDING??? YOU DO KNOW THAT YOUR SILENCE IS COMPLICIT RIGHT???"
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY HUSBAND IS OK WITH H*LDING H*NDS
"You have a problem with holding hands?" He scoffed.
WELL YES I HAVE ISSUES WITH ANY AND ALL PREMARITAL CONTACT
Y/N UR MARRIED
SHUT UP ITS FAKE I STILL NEED TO SAVE MYSELF
"AND YOU DON'T????"
"Fuck no."
"THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT K*SSING????"
"It happens."
"LEVI- HAVE YOU KISSED OTHER WOMEN???? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN SAVING MYSELF 4 TRUE LOVE <3"
CHEATING
"It's going to be really hard to pretend to be lovers when you won't even hold hands."
"I'll hold hands- but only because it's for a cause," I pouted.
I am capable of making exceptions
"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WE SHOULD FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT YOU'VE KISSED OTHER PPL N UR NOT BEING TRANSPARENT AND TELLING ME ABOUT IT-"
HUSBANDS AND WIVES SHOULD SHARE SECRETS
I ALSO WANT TO KNOW IF THEY WERE CUTE <3
BC IF SO- WELCOME 2 Y/N'S HAREM <3 <3
"You don't need to know," Levi deflected returning his attention to the stack of papers.
I do actually-
"You're being awfully suspicious- if it was my dad I won't judge <3"
That's a lie I will- the age difference-
"Fuck no."
A RELIEF
"So???? Is that person dead?? Are they stalking you??? Was it a bad kiss??" I gasped, "WAIT DID THEY HAVE REALLY BAD BREATH??? ARE YOU NOT SAYING ANYTHING BC YOU WANT TO SPARE THEIR DIGNITY???"
RESPECTFUL OF YOU
"She didn't have bad breath it was fine. Just fine- stop bothering me."
"IT WAS A SHE!" I paused- my mind racing, "there's a lot of women in this country it'll take a while to find her."
I JUST WANT HER 2 JOIN MY SQUAD <3
"You-"
"I'm a little offended for her- the kiss was 'fine' ???? How do you think she would feel hearing that??"
"Fucking pissed- she threw a tantrum."
"OH????"
Ok well that narrows things down- how many people would have the status to throw a tantrum in front of a Duke.
"She's a noble then?"
"You could say that," Levi was trying his hardest to focus on his work.
AND FAILING BC IM INCREDIBLY CHARMING.
"You let her get away with it?? I mean I would be offended to but- you just let her throw a tantrum and didn't do anything?"
"I turned down her proposal didn't I?"
SHE PROPOSED AFTER THAT???
"Is she still obsessed with you??? Do I have to watch my back??"
This is a little exciting.
"That stuck up princess can't do anything," he let out a long sigh.
PRINCESS???
YOU MEAN LIKE-
THE FIRST PRINCESS???
LIKE THE 2ND MOST POWERFUL FEMALE IN THE COUNTRY ???
N YOU'RE SAYING THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH MY BACK???
"YOU KISSED THE FIRST PRINCESS AND IT WAS JUST 'FINE'???"
I MEAN TEA BUT-
"It was fine."
IM
"AND THEN?? YOU REJECTED HER PROPOSAL??"
"I told you- she has a shit personality."
I MEAN SO DO YOU-
"Give me a moment while I contemplate every decision I've made up to this moment," I groaned.
I'm just digging my own grave.
"When she gets too aggressive with you I'll step in," Levi reassured.
NOT IF??? WHEN ???
"You're supposed to be protecting me before anything happens."
I DESERVE SEVERAL BODYGUARDS <3
"And you're supposed to get as close to her as possible," Levi pushed his papers off to the side.
I'm what-
"You want me to become best friends with someone who hates my guts? Even if she's my sister we've never even talked to each other," I scoffed.
This is why he accepted my proposal?
"Never too late to start," Levi retorted dryly.
"Fine- and? What am I supposed to do? You want me to become some sort of pawn? Just play into her hand until she figures out how to get rid of me?"
I've said it before-
I'm disposable.
There are 1000 other girls out there- the only thing that sets me apart is that I'm with you.
"You-"
"I? If you want me to do it- I'll do it." My frown deepened, "just know that at some point I'm going to be discarded and you'll be her only target again."
You need to explain-
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MY COMPUTER DIED N THEN CRASHED WHILE I WAS TRYING 2 UPLOAD THIS- IT HAS TRULY BEEN A JOURNEY
also <333 dont worry the princess isn't mikasa i like mikasa 2 much 2 make her a villain.
n ik tht spider lilies mean something in tokyo ghoul but thats not why i picked them <3 i picked them bc that's luna's username in fall guys and she is *chefs kiss*
- amikdhasdh
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tidal (Levi x Reader)
Fanfiction"As soon as I was born I was shipped off to a back corner of the royal palace and forgotten." Y/N L/N is the forgotten 13th princess of the Kingdom of Sina. As soon as she turns 18 she will be cast aside and used in a political marriage. Levi Ackerm...
